Top Gear

[MattF]

I know that air brakes are more responsive than fluid brakes but when in a skid it is still down to the tyres which are due to economy, often remoulds.

Again, that is a sweeping generalisation.

[AuldNick]

I've got this picture in my mind now of you driving your Surf just cursing to yourself - do you get any strange looks?

I wish, my Surf dont work long enuf to drive, but you are right about the cursing though...Cylinder head, switchgear, suspension, steering, brakes, windows, ........... I love my fekin SURF

[Woodzie]

It's a more subtle term than another I could have used.

Don't hold back just let it all out .........
.....then we will put the strait-jacket back on when we get you back to the cellar

[AuldNick]

Again, that is a sweeping generalisation.

The reverend Ian Paisley or Victor Meldrew or mibbi Tim the Enchanter, wassup Matt?

[BUSHWHACKER]

Where's those handbags?

[MattF]

I wish, my Surf dont work long enuf to drive, but you are right about the cursing though...Cylinder head, switchgear, suspension, steering, brakes, windows, ........... I love my fekin SURF

Is that it? I thought you said you'd had a lot of problems.

[MattF]

Where's those handbags?

These?

[BUSHWHACKER]

Is that it? I thought you said you'd had a lot of problems.

Matt, you see Gary's avatar?




















that's you that is!

[BUSHWHACKER]

These?

That's the ones, put a house brick in each one if I were you.

[MattF]

Don't hold back just let it all out .........
.....then we will put the strait-jacket back on when we get you back to the cellar

Really Woodzie, one wouldn't like to utter inappropriate language.

p.s: Is it an American-English dictionary that you have, by any chance?

[MattF]

Matt, you see Gary's avatar?

The Taz one?

[Apache]

Got a 'scouser' smiley Matt?

"Carrrm Down!!! Carrrrrm Down!!!!!"

[BUSHWHACKER]

The Taz one?

Yep.

[MattF]

Got a 'scouser' smiley Matt?

"Carrrm Down!!! Carrrrrm Down!!!!!"

I'm always calm. A Scouser smiley? Christ, if I put one of those up there, it'd nick all the other smileys.

Get ready for some mention of generalisation now.

[Apache]

I'm always calm. A Scouser smiley? Christ, if I put one of those up there, it'd nick all the other smileys.

Get ready for some mention of generalisation now.

<stands ready with wheel wrench>