Something happened today which gave me an idea. Rather than moaning and groaning about chavs and sociopaths ruining our lives, we need to be inclusive. So, my plan is this. We provide good quality housing, and the comforts that the rest of us take for granted such as big plasma tellys etc. Then, when we know they are all at home in these specially constructed landscaped housing schemes...
BOOOOM!!!
We get rid of some of the left over whizz-bang stuff from Iraq and Afghanistan! Problem solved! Brown field sites ripe for development, and scum removed!
My reasoning? My 13 year old lad got his fairly expensive skateboard nicked off him by a couple of bigger (my height, Callum said) baseball hatted scumbags in a local park today. I went down there in the truck looking for them ready to tear them some new a55holes, but of course they'd had it away on their toes by then, and we couldn't find them in the locality after a half hour drive around either - which I should have expected I suppose.
I'm not so bothered about the skateboard - we'll buy him one tomorrow - but its the effect on his confidence, AND why should these f***ers get away with it? If I'd caught up with them, I hope I would have just taken the skateboard back and have done with it. However, if they'd got lippy, I dunno if I would have whacked them or not, and if I had, it would be ME in the sh1t.
Why is that? Why does this country seem to look after its scumbags rather than its decent folk? Makes me f*ckin spit!!!
BOOOOM!!!
We get rid of some of the left over whizz-bang stuff from Iraq and Afghanistan! Problem solved! Brown field sites ripe for development, and scum removed!
My reasoning? My 13 year old lad got his fairly expensive skateboard nicked off him by a couple of bigger (my height, Callum said) baseball hatted scumbags in a local park today. I went down there in the truck looking for them ready to tear them some new a55holes, but of course they'd had it away on their toes by then, and we couldn't find them in the locality after a half hour drive around either - which I should have expected I suppose.
I'm not so bothered about the skateboard - we'll buy him one tomorrow - but its the effect on his confidence, AND why should these f***ers get away with it? If I'd caught up with them, I hope I would have just taken the skateboard back and have done with it. However, if they'd got lippy, I dunno if I would have whacked them or not, and if I had, it would be ME in the sh1t.
Why is that? Why does this country seem to look after its scumbags rather than its decent folk? Makes me f*ckin spit!!!
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