M40 services. £1.49 a litre.

[Vultch]

What's a super-injunction? Like an injunction but for rich people?

B@stard tories! They've ruined injunctions for the working class! There was once a time when my grandad could've got a super-injunction, but since Cameron and his cronies have been in power, all us working class can get is normal injunctions cos him and clegg have kept the super ones for their rich mates.

I blame Maggie.

Harold Wilson would never have allowed it! I'm getting on to my onion! Where's the bar John?

It wears a cape and can fly but its rumored to collapse when exposed to Kryptonite or Private eye

[flounderbout]

I see why you're laughing. Just wondering what he's cost you per goal? Oh... sorry...

"Yes, he's great, you'll love him, go-onnnn you know you want to buy him....!!"

This link is very edifying... http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/

[Apache]

Love it!

Watched the Man U - Chelsea game the other night, and that URL is still correct! Face it, they've bought a footballing retard for the highest price ever!

To be fair to him though, I just dont think he 'gets on' with the English game, and I expect we'll see him back at a Spanish club in the next few years.

[slobodan]

Love it!

Face it, they've bought a footballing retard for the highest price ever!

Retard is a strong word.

Where were you and how much were you worth at that age?

[Apache]

Methinks I struck a raw nerve

Dont worry, the Russian has many more mafia-millions to spend

[John h]

Methinks I struck a raw nerve

Dont worry, the Russian has many more mafia-millions to spend

So that's the joke about Al Fayed's statue then ? This one is Chelski's version but more expensive ?

Anyway Mr Potato Head has sunk Chelsea, Fulham have escaped his good looks and mild manners, and mr mancini is so disappointed that he is not in the cup match ...how sincere ?

Come on the Toffees

[John h]

Oh I forgot to say Diesel has gone up to £1.37 a litre at Morrisons !

[tintin]

Talking of al fartheads statue of michael jackson outside fulham,
Arsenal have revealed plans for a statue outside the Emirates.
It will be Jim Bowen, and when you push a button it will say

" heres what you could have won"


On the torres story! we have actually done worse.......

Remember Chris Sutton

or going back even further....

Robert Fleck!!

Al

[BUSHWHACKER]

Oh I forgot to say Diesel has gone up to £1.37 a litre at Morrisons !

Hurrah!

[slobodan]

Robert Fleck!!

:

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Shevchenko cost about 30 mil iirc.

[tintin]

But at least he was a decent player before he put the blue shirt on!!


Al

[slobodan]

Hehehe

[gwh200]

Im taking your strap to scotland...

[slobodan]

Im taking your strap to scotland...

Good, Remember you will never own it. everytime you use it you must sing my name.
Or give Noshie a welt with it!

Hope it goes well for you up there. I have some work up there after the Easter break.

You never know.