Hottest curry ever

[gary-r]

I have a 3 odd hour drive back tomorrow, so need to 'clear out' before that. Lucky I have a decent pain threshold

giant size pampers might be a wise purchase for the drive

thai foods much the same - if you eat with the locals your ears melt

[Wolfracer]

I remember having a Vindaloo when I was a student, and actual tears ran down my face when I gave it to the porcelain...

other than that a "madras" (yeah right) in Greece made all my face buzz for 10 minutes after eating it...

So, all I can say is, you did the crime, now, when's the time?

Think of yourself as Richard Whitely, but rather than the lovely Carole, your gonna get a fire breathing dragon....

Good luck!

[Apache]

Woke up at 4am with indigestion. Beeb napping since, and just decided to get up and have a cuppa. No sign of rumblings from below yet...

[puddlesurfer]

Woke up at 4am with indigestion. Beeb napping since, and just decided to get up and have a cuppa. No sign of rumblings from below yet...

I hope you've put a toilet roll in the fridge! you might be needing it!

[John h]

Give it an hour Andy, let the tea just lightly infuse then...assume the position !

[flounderbout]

Don't for God's sake eat any peanuts. The richochets could be lethal...

[gwh200]

A mate from the enviroment agency just called. Apparently Wiltshire has
"melted down", with something that looked like a spent fuel rod, found near a local water course.

[oneidadan]

This was on our local news last year, at the time it was the hottest although I think it's the second hottest now, not often you need paramedics after a curry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJL7tXXd9xw

[biosurf]

I just remember my brother looking very pale having visited the facilities for 45 minutes the day after a somewhat warm curry. I asked him if he was OK? He replied
'It's as if my arse was being sick!'


Always the poet that boy.

[Apache]

Feeling fine. Other than being particularly foul smelling earlier on, no ill effects. I would class myself as an experienced / expert curry eater though...

[flounderbout]

It is rather concerning that the stand out thread on here so far today has concerned Apache's evacuations...

[Apache]

Oh I don't know... Given some of the other posts here lately, I think its quite apt.

[BioHazard]

A mate from the enviroment agency just called. Apparently Wiltshire has
"melted down", with something that looked like a spent fuel rod, found near a local water course.

Whoops that was me

[surfenstein]

BL00DY TYPICAL.You come round ere,pinch our curry and dont even have the decency to invite bio and myself over for one.

[Apache]

I explained next door. I thought I was gonna be in Bovington, but they moved the vehicles.

I would've done if I'd known!