Ooooh.... makes my blood boil!

[JUDWAK]

If you skin a women round your way, you will need to bleach or dye them.
colour matching can be a pain.

we have all colours around here matching aint a problem

[Predictable Bob]

Fighting ...

1. Talk your way out of it
2. Walk your way out of it
3. Run your way out of it
4. If the above doesn't work then go in hard and dirty !


In the words of the late Isaac Asimov:

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"

[Albannach]

Fighting ...

1. Talk your way out of it
2. Walk your way out of it
3. Run your way out of it
4. If the above doesn't work then go in hard and dirty !


In the words of the late Isaac Asimov:

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"

If you're fat and/or unfit, skip step 3 as it will make step 4 impossible.

[gwh200]

I got REALLY beaten up once, but I never retaliated.

[JUDWAK]

If you're fat and/or unfit, skip step 3 as it will make step 4 impossible.

if your fat or unfit
run at them and dive the aint holding ya up in the air are they

[gwh200]

....or wait till the local bully who did you, and several of your mates over has a stroke. Then let his wheelchair tyres down/draw on his head eith permanent marker/nick his wheelchair battery/ do something with discarded dog poo that I won't go into detail about.

[JUDWAK]

....or wait till the local bully who did you, and several of your mates over has a stroke. Then let his wheelchair tyres down/draw on his head eith permanent marker/nick his wheelchair battery/ do something with discarded dog poo that I won't go into detail about.

i know a kid who ait dog sh1t
gods honest truth
ya know that ip dip dog sh1t do you like it
ya do when ya kids picking whos on
we was doing that and peter tunstall said he like dog sh1t
we all taken the p1ss and he when and eaten some in front of us
the dirty bastawrd never hung around with us again
his dad ait dragon flys
fekin tramps
just thought i would share that with you lot
coz iam nice like that

[slobodan]

walked home through North London streets at 2-3am every night. Done all the hanging around and drinking stuff as well.

Lowers yer cred if you do a 'Gooner'

(unless you're in the Clock end)

[Apache]

LOL, fantasy is the word...



I've never been in a fight or punched someone in my life

You've not been to the Nags yet mate

Last time I did I was 18 or 19 I think, and in self defence. However, I will stand up to aggressiveness or disrespect from scum. Everyone should, then one day they might get the message that they have to play by decent societies rules if they want to live within it.

[che2318]

You've not been to the Nags yet mate

Last time I did I was 18 or 19 I think, and in self defence. However, I will stand up to aggressiveness or disrespect from scum. Everyone should, then one day they might get the message that they have to play by decent societies rules if they want to live within it.

totally agree.

[JUDWAK]

You've not been to the Nags yet mate

Last time I did I was 18 or 19 I think, and in self defence. However, I will stand up to aggressiveness or disrespect from scum. Everyone should, then one day they might get the message that they have to play by decent societies rules if they want to live within it.

top lad

[pops]

Mr

Just been round the shops for milk. Went to put my milk on the counter when some chavvy grubby looking scrote (the sort who looks like he's spent the day in a bus shelter in the company of Diamond White) pushes past and put his stuff on the counter!

I said "No worries mate, you go for it!"
He just stared at me, then thinking about it says loudly.. "Oi gaht a taxi waitin moight!" (Thats a new forest accent by the way)
"Tell someone who cares, you ignorant sh1t!" says I.

At this point, he's staring at me, obviously weighing his chances, so I held his stare and turned to face him - at which point he looked away, paid up and left. I watched him go, across the road into the chippy. No taxi in sight. It's the closest I've come in a long time to putting someone on their ar5e.

I seem to notice more and more 'dont give a toss me! me! me!' types around these days. Hopefully Cameron will starve the feckers out of their ill deserved sponger lifestyles before too long.

chicken Sh1t should have decked him i not a fighting man but he would been bums rushed to back of the queue if it had been me.
you could have gone over the chippy and done same to him or take his order and say thanks got a cab waiting Bye

[TonyN]

You've not been to the Nags yet mate

[JUDWAK]

dellboy and trigger have

[Dixie.t]

Chav picks a fight with a Gulf War veteran