Ooooh.... makes my blood boil!

[Apache]

Saw that a while back. Quality!

Love the way he just stood there letting the pr1ck rant until he tried to punch him then laid him out with a quick whack to the throat.

[surfenstein]

Just been round the shops for milk. Went to put my milk on the counter when some chavvy grubby looking scrote (the sort who looks like he's spent the day in a bus shelter in the company of Diamond White) pushes past and put his stuff on the counter!

I said "No worries mate, you go for it!"
He just stared at me, then thinking about it says loudly.. "Oi gaht a taxi waitin moight!" (Thats a new forest accent by the way)
"Tell someone who cares, you ignorant sh1t!" says I.

At this point, he's staring at me, obviously weighing his chances, so I held his stare and turned to face him - at which point he looked away, paid up and left. I watched him go, across the road into the chippy. No taxi in sight. It's the closest I've come in a long time to putting someone on their ar5e.

I seem to notice more and more 'dont give a toss me! me! me!' types around these days. Hopefully Cameron will starve the feckers out of their ill deserved sponger lifestyles before too long.

you ###### poof,you should of given him a scotch kiss right to the bridge of his nose.

[pops]

Mr

you ###### poof,you should of given him a scotch kiss right to the bridge of his nose.

HE means Glasgow Kiss

[surfenstein]

HE means Glasgow Kiss

i stand corrected,cheers pops.hows that old bus of mine doin.

[pops]

Mr

i stand corrected,cheers pops.hows that old bus of mine doin.

###### good its chomping at the bit now Avalanche only couple weeks away now. You coming for a fun weekend???

[surfenstein]

###### good its chomping at the bit now Avalanche only couple weeks away now. You coming for a fun weekend???

wish i could mate,but im in scotland,truckfest.did you get our reply yet????

[JUDWAK]

when iam out numbered i go all red in the face i tence up
and they allways back off
tiz coz i just sh1t mi self stinky the better

[Twisted Instigator]

I'm with the majority of you, I'd rather walk away. But when confronted there is no way I'll back down!

They normally walk away from me. I have the 'mother voice' and apparently a scary grin that seems to work just fine for me. I've done some martial arts stuff too just by way of self defence. If nothing else it helps with your confidence when facing them up.

Had some little scrote try mugging my ex & me a few years back. He was only about 5' but he had something in his hand. He managed to give my ex a black eye, knock two bottom teeth out & break the jaw bone behind them with one hit. He didn't bank on him being ex army & me being mad as hell. My ex just pushed his teeth back in & I chased the little git up the road saying I was gonna kill him!
Had to do an ID parade in Kilburn. We identified him no probs. Apparently he was well know to the cops & they were waiting for him to be old enough to be tried as an adult. He'd done something similar to an 80yr old woman the week before attacking us!! He went down big time!
I also had two fellas jump me & the ex(same one) because we didn't split to make room for them to go between us when we crossed some traffic lights. They came off worse big time. They ended up running accross the main road to get away from me. A police woman came running over to check we were ok & asked if we wanted to press charges against them. They had snot & claret leaking from a few places but we were fine, so we said no. Think they learnt their lesson.
I don't like to fight, but by gods I will if I have to! I'm usually the peacekeeper!