Ooooh.... makes my blood boil!

[Apache]

Just been round the shops for milk. Went to put my milk on the counter when some chavvy grubby looking scrote (the sort who looks like he's spent the day in a bus shelter in the company of Diamond White) pushes past and put his stuff on the counter!

I said "No worries mate, you go for it!"
He just stared at me, then thinking about it says loudly.. "Oi gaht a taxi waitin moight!" (Thats a new forest accent by the way)
"Tell someone who cares, you ignorant sh1t!" says I.

At this point, he's staring at me, obviously weighing his chances, so I held his stare and turned to face him - at which point he looked away, paid up and left. I watched him go, across the road into the chippy. No taxi in sight. It's the closest I've come in a long time to putting someone on their ar5e.

I seem to notice more and more 'dont give a toss me! me! me!' types around these days. Hopefully Cameron will starve the feckers out of their ill deserved sponger lifestyles before too long.

[gwh200]

Well firstly, a nooo forrrrst aaacent, baint nuffin loite nat.. Oim offended.

[Albannach]

I was working on the truck yesterday when one of the local neds gobbed on the pavement at the side of me. I'd be in jail right now if next door's 3 year old grandson wasn't 'helping' me fix the truck!

[Calos]

Just been round the shops for milk. Went to put my milk on the counter when some chavvy grubby looking scrote (the sort who looks like he's spent the day in a bus shelter in the company of Diamond White) pushes past and put his stuff on the counter!

I said "No worries mate, you go for it!"
He just stared at me, then thinking about it says loudly.. "Oi gaht a taxi waitin moight!" (Thats a new forest accent by the way)
"Tell someone who cares, you ignorant sh1t!" says I.

At this point, he's staring at me, obviously weighing his chances, so I held his stare and turned to face him - at which point he looked away, paid up and left. I watched him go, across the road into the chippy. No taxi in sight. It's the closest I've come in a long time to putting someone on their ar5e.

I seem to notice more and more 'dont give a toss me! me! me!' types around these days. Hopefully Cameron will starve the feckers out of their ill deserved sponger lifestyles before too long.

Right there with you mate.

I remember about 5 years ago maybe longer when "happy slapping" was a craze, I was walking to town over a dissued/overspill unlit carpark (not a good idea I know, but I didn't want to miss the kentucky) and heard three sets of foot steps comming toward me from front left and right, the young man infront was running toward me with a phone in his hand but stupidly for him with his fingers facing toward him, he got as far as "it's a happy sla.." and I just ragged his arm back over his shoulder in a wrist lock and brought him down hard on his back, winded the life out of him and the left /right footsteps where now going in the oppersite direction, I picked up his phone wich was still filming and then threw it over the 16 foot wall into the train station, where it made a distant but satisfing shattering sound.

erm... rant over. sorry

peace
cal

[GRASSMAN]

I'll always remember my grand dad, (6'5" tall) saying to
a guy who had upset him with his bad manners,
"Manners maketh man, and you're no man". just before
he slapped him a big one. that was nearly 50 years ago,
and I still believe that today, call me old fashioned, but
no one cares today do they?

Gman.

[blackpoolsparks]

Right there with you mate.

I remember about 5 years ago maybe longer when "happy slapping" was a craze, I was walking to town over a dissued/overspill unlit carpark (not a good idea I know, but I didn't want to miss the kentucky) and heard three sets of foot steps comming toward me from front left and right, the young man infront was running toward me with a phone in his hand but stupidly for him with his fingers facing toward him, he got as far as "it's a happy sla.." and I just ragged his arm back over his shoulder in a wrist lock and brought him down hard on his back, winded the life out of him and the left /right footsteps where now going in the oppersite direction, I picked up his phone wich was still filming and then threw it over the 16 foot wall into the train station, where it made a distant but satisfing shattering sound.

erm... rant over. sorry

peace
cal

lmao
you should of filmed him on the ground (with his phone) and finished his "its a happy slap" sentence and left it with him.
That would of been classic

[si tate]

I wish you were aloud to kneecap people.

[Calos]

lmao
you should of filmed him on the ground (with his phone) and finished his "its a happy slap" sentence and left it with him.
That would of been classic

He he aye, I've often thought that myself Gor, hindsight is a wonderfull thing.

Would have gotten a lot of views on youtube I'm sure. LOL

I'll re-tell the tale at the next meet, over a cuppa?

peace
cal

[GRASSMAN]

I wish you were aloud to kneecap people.

Nah then Si,

Sorry, but I think surgery can repair that injury now,
tattoo on forehead "I AM A SCROTE" will do, fringes
are not allowed.

Gman.

PS might make avalanche this year with a bit of luck,
I'm still working on it.

[Calos]

Nah then Si,

Sorry, but I think surgery can repair that injury now,
tattoo on forehead "I AM A SCROTE" will do, fringes
are not allowed.

Gman.

PS might make avalanche this year with a bit of luck,
I'm still working on it.

Better to make a mark on their mind, it lasts longer. I'm pretty sure I achived that...wish I could make Avalanche, but I'm dammed well booking the time off for next year soon as we know the date.

peace
cal

[BigBobE]

Right there with you mate.

I remember about 5 years ago maybe longer when "happy slapping" was a craze, I was walking to town over a dissued/overspill unlit carpark (not a good idea I know, but I didn't want to miss the kentucky) and heard three sets of foot steps comming toward me from front left and right, the young man infront was running toward me with a phone in his hand but stupidly for him with his fingers facing toward him, he got as far as "it's a happy sla.." and I just ragged his arm back over his shoulder in a wrist lock and brought him down hard on his back, winded the life out of him and the left /right footsteps where now going in the oppersite direction, I picked up his phone wich was still filming and then threw it over the 16 foot wall into the train station, where it made a distant but satisfing shattering sound.

erm... rant over. sorry

peace
cal

Happy Slap FAIL!!!


i work on sites and lately there was 3 plasters working on site and they wouldnt thinkl twice about gobbing on the ground, but as i am wiring data i have to lift all the metal floor tiles to get cabling in,

Needless to say i kneeled in one of these gobs,

i snapped, kicked their tools i rage F'd and blinded, and got noticed by the foreman, needless to say the incident was noted and gobbing was stopped.....

[yoshie]

Jeeze, you lot are very agressive and sound very scary. I hope I never cross any of you.

The world needs talkers not fighters.

[Apache]

I'm a talker, I called him an ignorant shit

Tell me about your sticker again Bri...

[Calos]

Jeeze, you lot are very agressive and sound very scary. I hope I never cross any of you.

HEHE nah mate, I don't do "fighting" anymore, self defence ofcourse; but that's completely different, these days a look and the right words with the right tone of voice is enough .

I doubt very much you'd cross anyone anyway, how's the Jimny?

peace
cal

[Albannach]

The world needs talkers not fighters.

Aye, I'm going to have a debate with someone who just spat at me. As I said, if wee Alastair hadn't been there I'd have kicked the gobber's arse.