Ooooh.... makes my blood boil!

[Calos]

Aye, I'm going to have a debate with someone who just spat at me. As I said, if wee Alastair hadn't been there I'd have kicked the gobber's arse.

I think if you'd have gotten up from under the vehical and stood up, he'd have run off without any words being spoken.

Respect is due, like I said I don't do "fighting" anymore, not since my 4 year old son came into the world, I don't want to teach him the wrong thing.

peace
cal

[yoshie]

I'm a talker, I called him an ignorant shit

Tell me about your sticker again Bri...

Post 80 jimny thread can you sort two scottishmudclub.com to replace the offroadarmoury.com ones that are on it at the min.
Kind of pointless advertising ORA when 90% of the fab work is mine.

[Mrbill]

When I lived in Amsterdam a bloke jumped me and five others queuing at an ATM and pi$$ed on it

[JUDWAK]

i was mugged years ago when i was 13
by some skin heads they mugged me for 13p and a bus pass
they hit me from behind with god knows what
i have a gully in my head ya can fit ya fingers in

last time i was jumped was a bout 7 years ago by a van full of asians
i was splitting a fight
i heard a van door side behind me
next thing i had dudes rapped around mi legs arms neck with kicks punchs
coming from everywere
beleave it or not
i won that fight mi graffter was on a garden just the other side of the road once i had that
i won em all wrote turkeys van off too
yea fek you turkey (tiz juddy waker)
and i got sorrys from em the next day all except turkey

i do beleave in standing mi ground
i had a go at a few hoodies the other day
they jumped my neece
i said very nicely
stop doing that or some one will get hurt maybe ya dads or your mums boyfriend
dont know why but all that family has started blanking me out
its like i did something wrong

[slobodan]

i was once in a sweet shop when I noticed a young girl rubbing herself up against me.
I told her in no uncertain terms to stop, but she just grinned. I drew myself up to my full 5'3" and throat chopped her. That bitch went down like liquid.
After a good dosing of baby oil I removed her skin and managed to get some wicked neoprene seat covers out of her.
Unfortunately I only got to cover the front two seats.
Maybe look out for something with longer legs next time.

[gwh200]

Jeeze, you lot are very agressive and sound very scary. I hope I never cross any of you.

The world needs talkers not fighters.

So says the big fella who nearly has to turn sideways through his garage door. If I thought I was going to get a bit ofscottish bother, iwas going to be straight on the blower for a Yoshie,kerrsurf, albannach help out!

[che2318]

nice seat covers!


i square up to anyone who is being a sh*T, or is pestering or attacking someone.


i hate seeing groups of young, skanky louts who think they have the right to mouth off, spit at or attack anyone they want.

If i ever get surrounded by 3 or more of them, ill hit the nearest one in the nose as hard as i can then the next one in the knee.

then the fight will be more even.


if you feel threatened and you are surrounded by them, you can make the first move.




its amusing when someone hits you, then you grab their testicals in your hand and squeeze hard, how they then do anything you tell them to.

[Bogus]

I quite like these "Rambo fantasy" threads. Maybe we should have a special section for them too.

Bogus

[TonyN]

LOL, fantasy is the word...



I've never been in a fight or punched someone in my life, I worked in a nightclub from aged 16 till 24, and walked home through North London streets at 2-3am every night. Done all the hanging around and drinking stuff as well.

Been in confrontations alone or with mates, always talked way out of it with humour, common sence or being man enough to say sorry and to walk away.

Lucky, or not just looking trouble? Who knows, but works for me.

[che2318]

I quite like these "Rambo fantasy" threads. Maybe we should have a special section for them too.

Bogus

LOL.

no fantasy here.

i took on 3 men before, the closest got a jab in the wind pipe, the next lost his nose structure with a swift head butt and the third managed to cut my eye but put him to the floor before he could any more. Although in the police eyes i would have been bollocked. because i struck the first blow, but when your outnumbered and you think the only outcome is gonna be getting attacked, the first blow makes a huge difference.

i wouldnt recommend the wind pipe jab though, you could hit it too hard.


as i said before, if i get attacked by 3 or more men,id use a nose break and knee hit, i wouldnt use the wind pipe move again. not worth the risk.



your tax paid for my training in the army!


so i thank you all!!

[che2318]

LOL, fantasy is the word...



I've never been in a fight or punched someone in my life, I worked in a nightclub from aged 16 till 24, and walked home through North London streets at 2-3am every night. Done all the hanging around and drinking stuff as well.

Been in confrontations alone or with mates, always talked way out of it with humour, common sence or being man enough to say sorry and to walk away.

Lucky, or not just looking trouble? Who knows, but works for me.

talking works alot of the time, but some these people are fueled by drink , drugs and anger. i guess even some of them enjoy fighting.



im a lover first ...then a fighter

[JUDWAK]

bas rutten
tiz my style
you tube it

[slobodan]

Never hit people with tattoo's, they are hard.
I saw a woman in a supermarket in Sheffield yesterday with 'Back Door' tattoo'd above her arse, with an arrow pointing down.
I wanted to see what was tattoo'd on the front but one of her bellies was obscuring it.
Fighting skills are best honed on children, preferebly small one's, from there move on to women.
But not women from Sheffield.
Squaddie bashing was popular in the eighties I think.

[JUDWAK]

you selling them seat covers?
they match my back seat

[slobodan]

you selling them seat covers?
they match my back seat

If you skin a women round your way, you will need to bleach or dye them.
colour matching can be a pain.