what can i do about this motorbike idiot

[surfenstein]

Those of you who know where I live know our road is really narrow and obstructed by parked cars. It still doesn't stop some thoughtless little tw*t on a scooter coming down here flat out, weaving around cars and people. There's at least four small kids in 100 yards or so of this road, and one of these days he's gonna hit one of them - unless I accidentally open my door into him first...

tut,i think you need to go on an anger managment course,

[dieselboy]

im getting so annoyed at other peoples driving now im going to hit someone soon.
coming out of work the other day, there was a little traffic as nice people all took turns to move over and let others through, i turned out the road and moved over behind a parked car to let a queue of people through, when the person behind me goes to go round me! i had already gone back into 1st gear so that clutch come right up and within a second i was in front of him. good job his reactions went rubbish or else the work van would have a nice car shaped dent in it.
same thing happend on the way to a job interview one morning. we were stuck in traffic trying to get onto a main road, when the odd people were deciding to risk it, and shoot down the wrong side of the road to beat everyone else. as soon as someone tried this to get passed me, i pulled out in front of them and flashed the people ahead of me to come down. then at this point they were nose to nose, and the stupid idiot on the wrong side of the road had to reverse all the way back down.
going through a set of lights where 2 lanes joins 1, we were filtering in, when another div in a focus shot up the outside to cut me up. i wasnt paying too much attention, so he won that battle.
tw@ts everywhere

[BUSHWHACKER]

tut,i think you need to go on an anger managment course,

Pub?

[dieselboy]

well im disgusted..!!!!

the poor lamb has obviously no idea his actions arecausing you great distress,all this talk of retribution...tut,tut.honestly ,next thing you know someone will be suggesting a mix of diesel and water all over the road would deffo have him off his bike,perish the thought

hehe. i wouldnt want to waste all that diesel!

[surfenstein]

Pub?

your round then is it vince.i'll have a ........

[BUSHWHACKER]

your round then is it vince.i'll have a ........

Coke?

[dieselboy]

tried strongbow for the first time ever yesterday, quite nice isnt it!
beer doesnt taste nice to me. guiness is a little better.

[surfenstein]

Coke?

im a pepsi man myself.

[BUSHWHACKER]

im a pepsi man myself.

Poof!

[joker??]

hmmm bad karma again

[surfenstein]

Poof!

is that what they call coke with ice and a slice.?????

[darkdezigns]

id ask him for a quick word,wilst holding a big maglite?lol

[dieselboy]

id ask him for a quick word,wilst holding a big maglite?lol

how about i go out at 6:08 and strip to nothing but a smile.. he might notice then

[darkdezigns]

how about i go out at 6:08 and strip to nothing but a smile.. he might notice then

errrrrrrrrr

[surfenstein]

how about i go out at 6:08 and strip to nothing but a smile.. he might notice then

but what if it was a cold morning and he was a gay biker.wouldnt that put a smile on his face.???