I Must Be Mad

[Bibs]

Someone THAT bad a cook ?

Ha ha ha you would be suprised what you eat

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Ha ha ha you would be suprised what you eat

Well,

I am surprised as to what I HAVE eaten

Shark, Swordfish, Crocodile, Zebra, Ostrich to name but a few

[stormforce]

biggest prob i see is cutbacks



not enough staff/workers

You are right John.NetworkRail have cut our budget back so much its a wonder any trains run at all

on the railway we are not allowed to change concrete sleepers manually any more because of h&s they have to be done by machine.
The railway then cancel the machine and then expect the workers to go out and change concrete sleepers manually knowing full well that they aint meant to.I know a few of you will say well don't do it then, but when you have got the safety of the trains and passengers you will still go ahead and change them manually cause if anything happened the following day you couldn't live with yourself knowing that you could of prevented the accident by changing those 6 concrete sleepers the previous night

[Bibs]

Well,

I am surprised as to what I HAVE eaten

Shark, Swordfish, Crocodile, Zebra, Ostrich to name but a few

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Now a nice barbecued Red Snapper - yum yum

[Bibs]

Now a nice barbecued Red Snapper - yum yum

Where'd ya eat Zebra.... the others I can deal with but Zebra......

[mud skipper]

You are right John.NetworkRail have cut our budget back so much its a wonder any trains run at all

on the railway we are not allowed to change concrete sleepers manually any more because of h&s they have to be done by machine.
The railway then cancel the machine and then expect the workers to go out and change concrete sleepers manually knowing full well that they aint meant to.I know a few of you will say well don't do it then, but when you have got the safety of the trains and passengers you will still go ahead and change them manually cause if anything happened the following day you couldn't live with yourself knowing that you could of prevented the accident by changing those 6 concrete sleepers the previous night

a few of you will say well don't do it then
in the real world that just cannt happen coz at the end of the day the job has to be done,there again i do work for hanson and if a vehicles reverse cam is broke then the vehicle is layed up til its fixed

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Where'd ya eat Zebra.... the others I can deal with but Zebra......

It was a 'when in Rome' job

Or

In this case, when in Mombasa

[BUSHWHACKER]

Where'd ya eat Zebra.... the others I can deal with but Zebra......

I've eaten Ostrich, bl**dy horrible! Had horse steak in France, Zebra is just a pony with pyjamas on aint it?

[MudSurfer]

I've eaten Ostrich, bl**dy horrible! Had horse steak in France, Zebra is just a pony with pyjamas on aint it?

I used to have Ostrich burgers at work - once a month - in Birmingham!!

[Bibs]

I've eaten Ostrich, bl**dy horrible! Had horse steak in France, Zebra is just a pony with pyjamas on aint it?

I don't like it but it did make me laff - be like eatin me child or best buddy.

Was Ostrich like turkey????

[Bibs]

It was a 'when in Rome' job

Or

In this case, when in Mombasa

Jeeeyz bet that was an adventure

[BUSHWHACKER]

Jeeeyz bet that was an adventure

Yeah, he took the wrong sliproad off the M25!

[Bibs]

Yeah, he took the wrong sliproad off the M25!

[dieselboy]

I used to have Ostrich burgers at work - once a month - in Birmingham!!

i got all excited when i ate hedge hog flavoured crisps..
i found out later that hedge hog was their way of saying bush pig. i felt decieved..