How Do You Get To Heaven In Ireland

[Philip]

> I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class
> to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
>
> I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a
> big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into
> heaven?'
>
> 'NO!' the children answered.
>
> 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and
> kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
>
> Again, the answer was 'No!'
>
> By now I was starting to smile.
>
> 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all
> the children and loved my husband, would that get me into
> heaven?'
>
> Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting
> with pride for them.
>
> I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
>
> A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE
> FOOCKN' DEAD'

[slobodan]

They were funnier when you owned a surf.

[Philip]

There's a recession on over here and the jokes are a bit thin on the ground at the moment. Wife is comming to Novi Said on Monday. Three weeks of freedom. Yipeeeeeee

[slobodan]

Wife is comming to Novi Said on Monday.

I suppose a big bar of Dairy milk is out of the question? I'll pay over the odds for it.

Does she need picking up at the airport or anything?

[BigBobE]

being from dublin i find that f**kig distasteful :P













































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