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    > I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class
    > to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
    >
    > I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a
    > big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into
    > heaven?'
    >
    > 'NO!' the children answered.
    >
    > 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and
    > kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
    >
    > Again, the answer was 'No!'
    >
    > By now I was starting to smile.
    >
    > 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all
    > the children and loved my husband, would that get me into
    > heaven?'
    >
    > Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting
    > with pride for them.
    >
    > I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
    >
    > A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE
    > FOOCKN' DEAD'
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington

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    They were funnier when you owned a surf.
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    • #3
      There's a recession on over here and the jokes are a bit thin on the ground at the moment. Wife is comming to Novi Said on Monday. Three weeks of freedom. Yipeeeeeee
      Still Searching,
      Dick Whittington

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Philip View Post
        Wife is comming to Novi Said on Monday.
        I suppose a big bar of Dairy milk is out of the question? I'll pay over the odds for it.

        Does she need picking up at the airport or anything?
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        • #5
          being from dublin i find that f**kig distasteful :P













































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