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    The pilot was Jewish, and the copilot was Chinese. It was the first
    time they had flown together.
    After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said:
    "I don't like Chinese."
    The copilot replied:
    "Ooooh, no like Chinese? WHY is that?"
    The pilot said:
    "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. THAT'S why I don't like Chinese
    !"
    The co-pilot said:
    "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That
    JAPANESE,not
    Chinese !"
    And the pilot answered:
    "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're
    ALL ALIKE."
    Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the co-pilot said:
    "No like Jew."
    The pilot replied:
    "Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"
    "Jews sink Titanic."
    The pilot tried to correct him:
    "NO, NO!! The JEWS didn't sink the Titanic. It was an ICEBERG
    !"
    "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg . no mattah .. ALL SAME!!"
    WD40 "He who Thinks Australian"

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    hehehe i like that one very clever lol

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