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The pilot was Jewish, and the copilot was Chinese. It was the first
time they had flown together.
After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said:
"I don't like Chinese."
The copilot replied:
"Ooooh, no like Chinese? WHY is that?"
The pilot said:
"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. THAT'S why I don't like Chinese
!"
The co-pilot said:
"Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That
JAPANESE,not
Chinese !"
And the pilot answered:
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're
ALL ALIKE."
Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the co-pilot said:
"No like Jew."
The pilot replied:
"Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
The pilot tried to correct him:
"NO, NO!! The JEWS didn't sink the Titanic. It was an ICEBERG
!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg . no mattah .. ALL SAME!!"
time they had flown together.
After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said:
"I don't like Chinese."
The copilot replied:
"Ooooh, no like Chinese? WHY is that?"
The pilot said:
"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. THAT'S why I don't like Chinese
!"
The co-pilot said:
"Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That
JAPANESE,not
Chinese !"
And the pilot answered:
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're
ALL ALIKE."
Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the co-pilot said:
"No like Jew."
The pilot replied:
"Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
The pilot tried to correct him:
"NO, NO!! The JEWS didn't sink the Titanic. It was an ICEBERG
!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg . no mattah .. ALL SAME!!"
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