one of the worst things...

[TJG]

...that you can do.

you can list one - I'll start.


when your finger goes through the toilet paper...

This is known as the taxi drivers suntan

[fatfires]

This is known as the taxi drivers suntan

I am sure there is an explanation??

[TJG]

I am sure there is an explanation??

Have you never noticed how they drive with their right arm out of the window and the index finger hooked over the roof gutter catching all those rays?

[elmerfudd]

I read in a book once That a bloke rolled a huge spliff before setting off for a 4 mile walk with the dog, he got to his favourite chillout spot and realised he had no light apparently the look on the wee mans face who was also walking his dog a short distance away was priceless when asked for a light and a camberwell carrot was produced.

Gee wish i coulda been there to see that.......................... .......

[devon blue]

There is only one thing worse than finding a maggot in an apple!!!!


And thats finding half a maggot in your apple

[devon blue]

I think the most embarressing thing that happened to me was seeing an old friend in the High St, marching up to him, shaking his hand, giving him a big bear hug and laughing, only to find out that it wasn't him but his "doppelganger".

[Kane]

Wakin up dead early n gettin dressed 4 skool (was 5 at th time) then goin n wakin th parents up only 2 b told it was saturday. Boll*&%s

[Mike66]

Getting soldering flux on your finger and then scratching your nose !!!!! Damn that hurts,Then wiping your eyes (with hand with flux on it) thats even worse and finally while in extreme pain ,stand on and nail that goes straight through your boot. I was having a bad day !!!!!!

Mike

[da SLUG man]

Getting soldering flux on your finger and then scratching your nose !!!!! Damn that hurts,Then wiping your eyes (with hand with flux on it) thats even worse and finally while in extreme pain ,stand on and nail that goes straight through your boot. I was having a bad day !!!!!!

Mike

when moving funiture upstairs, putting your hand down straight onto a gripper rod... and wiping sweat off your head and getting scotchguard in your eyes!

[Woodzie]

Any one done the going to the toilet after chopping chillies

boy does it hurt

[kazam401]

Waking up in the middle of the night after a heavy session on the sauce, busting for a sh1te & feeling a little sick. Pulling your strides down for a no2 then throwing up into your undies.....................not nice.........where's the shower

[Kane]

Iv never done this n i hope it never ever happens 2 me bt i can imagine puttin ur hand down a lasses pants tht youve just met only 2 find out its a lad (she-male) wud b th worst thing u cud do. Any1 top tht?

[da SLUG man]

Iv never done this n i hope it never ever happens 2 me bt i can imagine puttin ur hand down a lasses pants tht youve just met only 2 find out its a lad (she-male) wud b th worst thing u cud do. Any1 top tht?

you gotta do a mick dundee first!

[Kane]

Aye i rekon so.

[Apache]

Any one done the going to the toilet after chopping chillies

boy does it hurt

No, but I was trying to impress a new girlfriend once by cooking a hot chili with 'Dave's Insanity Sauce'. She was impressed and one thing led to another. Jeez I wish I'd remembered to wash my hands. Never saw her again...