one of the worst things...

[Draig]

...that you can do.

you can list one - I'll start.


when your finger goes through the toilet paper...

[Chillitt]

ok, get a jump start off your house mate before he goes to work, go inside phone the battery shop to make sure they got them in, chap on phone()who strangely seems to know what he is talking about...) says its it 10" or 12" batteries, so i go out to check.... AND SHE HAS STALLED!!!

Also quite bad is feeling something squishy hit your teeth when using a strimmer..

[TonyN]

Bwahahahaha!!!!

Not as gross as yours, but disconcerting none the less......

Not noticing the toilet seat is up before sitting down.

:chilly:

[stormforce]

when you start to have a good dump and find that there is no bog paper left

[CaptainBeaky]

Is anyone else starting to notice a trend here?

[andrewlee31]

walking outside barefoot and hearing the crack of a snails shell underfoot

[Bogus]

Lifting the wrong beer can. The one that everyone else has been using as an ashtray

Bogus

[da SLUG man]

the shock when you think you've got your finger stuck in a hole.

[hawkwind]

the shock when you think you've got your finger stuck in a hole.

The shock of remembering who`s hole you had your finger stuck in the morning after the night before.

[Hawaii]

having a good fart and then feeling that awful wet sensation

[stormforce]

having a good fart and then feeling that awful wet sensation

especially when it trickles down your leg

[hawkwind]

Having a good 5 finger shuffle
Then realising the curtains are open.

SO I`VE BEEN TOLD

[fatfires]

desperately wanting the loo and knowing that you cant hold back a sneeze - in company!!

[stormforce]

when you've had a good night out well and truley out of it woke up in a hedge and realised you had thrown up and c-a-p-d yourself and still gotta walk home

[bobafatass]

Letting off a sneeky fart , then turning round to see a customer standing at the counter. (and it honks too)



Andy.