one of the worst things...

[Woodzie]

Found some thing even more orriblehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/4489622.stm

[kitesurf_phil]

Eating fish and chips from a chippy you have used for years (with no ill effects) and within 5 mins your stomach is doing a cement mixer impression. Get on bus. Belch quietly and clear the lower deck (nastiest eggy smell ever). Everyone on the bus moves to the upper deck and so do you, cos you don't want them to know you are the culprit. Belch quietly on the upper deck, everyone looks at each other and moves downstairs.

Get off the bus and trudge up the road with both cheeks clamped together - just in case.

Get home and spend the next 10 days suffering the worst bout of food poisoning ever. A diet of soda water only, for the first 5 days and plain boiled rice for the next 5 days. I didn't dare cough for a month. It was three years before I could face a fish and chips supper again!!

[da SLUG man]

Realizing that your best girlie pal's 'secret lover' was the same guy you were with last night - and you told her all the gory details!!



.......................
Jacqueline

nowt wrong with that!... hehehe!!

my mate, (same one who puked in bed!)
went on a date with a lady... chatting they realised that she was my other mates new mother-in-law!!... eek!!... it was ages till mates missus found out... but she went MAD!

[fatfires]

Sneezing in breathing apperatus .... it all drips back onto your face and there is **** all you can do about it.

barfing is worse and bl00dy dangerous!

[Hawaii]

Although haven't done this personally I know someone who has (poor bugger)

worse thing I could do -




wait for it-







here it comes







BUY A BURGUNDY SURF!

(light blue touch paper & stand well back)

couldn't resist

hawaii

[coolsv650]

Go down stairs, not wanting to put on the lights (round about this time of year, when the better? half has just put all the chrismas decorations up) and stand on a drawing pin, then realise you've left your slippers off!

Anyway, wots wrong with a burgandy surf?

I've got one

[Woodzie]

Although haven't done this personally I know someone who has (poor bugger)

worse thing I could do -




wait for it-







here it comes







BUY A BURGUNDY SURF!

(light blue touch paper & stand well back)

couldn't resist

hawaii

NO ONE IS BITING !!!!!

[fatfires]

NO ONE IS BITING !!!!!

they are still waiting & trying to think of a clever reply........but...........yaw n....................!!

[da SLUG man]

they are still waiting & trying to think of a clever reply........but...........yaw n....................!!

why does it always have to be BLUE touch paper??


anyway...
getting drunk with cousins... staying at their house the night... wake up in night absolutely dying for a wee... forgetting where you are... can't find door handle in dark... try for window... can't open that either... can't find light switch... eventually finding door handle... forgetting where toilet is!!...

i just made it in the end!... honest!

but that's not as bad as my mum finding my naked uncle at the bottom of the stairs cos he'd done the same and fallen downstairs!

[fatfires]

[QUOTE=da SLUG man]why does it always have to be BLUE touch paper??


it preceeds whoosh!!

or how about..
when giving a training session inadvertantly making a reference to how many people from a certain geographical area one could get into a small box. .............only 1 week after the audience had had their eaqual opps/anti descrimination lecture.........whoops!! .. quite amusing if a little uncomfortable when thinking back

[red harry]

When at work or home and looking at some of them rude web sites..( Only what I have heard) and the computer freezes as someone walks into the room.




Realising after shaking the little( or big) fellow that there is just one tissue left in the box. (Again only what I have heard)

...Sorry

[da SLUG man]

When at work or home and looking at some of them rude web sites..( Only what I have heard) and the computer freezes as someone walks into the room.




Realising after shaking the little( or big) fellow that there is just one tissue left in the box. (Again only what I have heard)

...Sorry

dude!!... not even i do that!!...

[RobBarwell]

What about attending a clients house to discuss home loan arrangements. Spending at least an hour discussing the finer points of fixed rates and discounted rates. All the time thinking to yourself that the house smells of dogs.

Poliely leaving the house, getting into the car, still the smell is there and realising that the smell is a large dogs egg firmly planted upon the side of YOUR shoe. You must have trailed it around the house.

[plodger]

Not as bad as walking into the kitchen first thing half asleep, barefoot and standing in warm dog poo!!!

[Phil her up]

Whilst digging the foundations of an extension at my bosses own house (we are groundworkers by trade) my boss - Graham says he has a hunch that the water pipe to the house is going to pass through the new foundation in two places. Furthermore he makes it very plain that under no circumstances does he want it damaged which would result in having a repair within the new foundation .
So we spend a long time hand-digging and eventually find the water pipe, as predicted in two places. Relieved we start hand digging around the water pipe to fully expose it. I stick my shovel in the ground and force it in with my foot - straight into the pipe. .............er, Graham