one of the worst things...

[laser_jock99]

Hammering on the door of the work's only cubicle shouting "Hurry up in there you git I'm dying for a sh*t!"......only to find it's the Managing Director in occupation!!



Andy.[/QUOTE]

[CaptainBeaky]

That feeling when you realise that the front tyre of the bike is breaking away - the world slows down, there's nothing left you can do, and you just KNOW this is going to HURT...

[BUSHWHACKER]

Flippin' eck! Koi, Lucky, TonyN..............I think this thread could do with disinfecting, it's getting messy and smelly in here!

[kitesurf_phil]

Sneaking into the loo in the middle of the night, not wishing to disturb the household, by putting the light on. Getting into mid stream and realising that the lid is down. What temperature do you wash slippers at anyway?

[Hawaii]

Nipping to the loo in the middle of the night, sneaking back into bed, and just starting a cuddle when you realise that you've got into the wrong bed and your mother-in-law has come to stay

[heleneaustin]

being in an important meeting, needing to sneeze, then sneezing and leaving a big deposit in your hand and having no hanky or anywhere to wipe it.........

[Bogus]

Being abducted by aliens who abuse you deconstruct you then put you back together all wrong so your heads where your bum should be your bums where your head should be and so on.

I really hate it when that happens.

Seriously though this thread has gone all to pot with people trying to outgross one another and others Im sure giving vent to their fantasies.

Bogus

[Draig]

Being abducted by aliens who abuse you deconstruct you then put you back together all wrong so your heads where your bum should be your bums where your head should be and so on.

I really hate it when that happens.

Seriously though this thread has gone all to pot with people trying to outgross one another and others Im sure giving vent to their fantasies.

Bogus

chill ma man - it's just a bit of harmless fun - and no one is really trying to out-gross each other. when you've been here a while like some of us have you'll understand the wacky sense of humour that can surface.

of course, if you don't like a thread then there's no compulsion for you to take part is there?


here - have a hug and smile

[Gtdog]

Realising that when the prop fell off it was rotating at 3,500 rpm, and could just as easily gone up not down.

[Bogus]

chill ma man - it's just a bit of harmless fun - and no one is really trying to out-gross each other. when you've been here a while like some of us have you'll understand the wacky sense of humour that can surface.

of course, if you don't like a thread then there's no compulsion for you to take part is there?


here - have a hug and smile

eh, I did actually realise that it was harmless fun, and I think in the year Ive been here Ive noted that theres some "out there" senses of humour around. I am actually quite chilled, and believe it or not that post was me exhibiting my "wacky" sense of humour, so to me it looks like youve just done what you thought Id done. and if that makes half as much sense to you reading it, as it did to me when writing it, then thats probably twice as much sense as it will make to most people.

Note to self ( leave the wacky stuff to others, youre no good at it)

Thanks for the hug, hers one back to you.

[sparkyaj]

Yuk

sneezing at the table opposit your workmate whilst trying to swallow a mouth of scrambled egg coated in too much pepper!

Needles to say, he now sits on the side...................

[da SLUG man]

before i start, it wasn't me!...

hiring a suit, going to the place where you first met your girlfriend and proposing, she say yeah!... stay the night in a posh hotel, 4-poster bed etc... get drunk in bar and sick on her in bed during the night!!

my mate luke's priceless!!

[jax]

Realizing that your best girlie pal's 'secret lover' was the same guy you were with last night - and you told her all the gory details!!



.......................
Jacqueline

[Chillitt]

since somebody else raised the subject of parking beer.. a mate (not me. no, really it wasnt.. ) on a big night out in dortmund i think, anyway 5 drunk squaddies in a twin room. floor bed floor bed floor. my mate got a bed, but in the night woke up with the feeling that one of the beers he had drunk had just rung the tummy fire bell (from the out side, this looks just like a knot in the skin), and every one was about to leave by the nearest available exit, and despite being told not to run, some of them were..
so all he had time to do was lean over the side of his bed and watch the pretty colours.
as the tide subsided he swap the hazy outline of one of his drinking buddies face emerge, still soundly sleeping.
army logic cut in, 'no point waking him up now, it'll only cause a scene' so he went back to sleep
in the morning the target of this unwarrented attack assumed he had done this to himself, cleaned himself up, and the ghastley sillouette on the carpet, and even bought them breakfast to apologise for his lack of intestinal fortitude.
so the worst thing in the world is waking up in a pool of someone elses, thinking you did it.

[Woodzie]

Sneezing in breathing apperatus .... it all drips back onto your face and there is **** all you can do about it.