£7999 for a modified 3rd Gen

[Koi]

i never posted thet up you are setting me up i am going to report this to admin.
please close this thread

report noted, thread studied and conclusion has been arrived at.

You called people muppets for critiquing an add that is by anyones standard far fetched.
You started it all by calling everyone on here muppets, if you dish it, then you take, so its a case of carry on as normal

[Shadyadie]

[BUSHWHACKER]

I love my new computer because


A. I have been able to afford the very best offering Sony could provide, on account of the fact I live in Low priced hovel in shitsville.

2. It comes equipped with the latest Sony gadget, that "sniffs" written text, this one has bought up a small box saying "smells like BS"...any advice?

Z. It does appear to have some issue making lists in order.

Have you tried spraying it with Fabreeze?

[gwh200]

I love my new computer because


A. I have been able to afford the very best offering Sony could provide, on account of the fact I live in Low priced hovel in shitsville.

2. It comes equipped with the latest Sony gadget, that "sniffs" written text, this one has bought up a small box saying "smells like BS"...any advice?

Z. It does appear to have some issue making lists in order.


(Oh BTW brian/bil/dill...whatever, you appear to have forgotten to remove post 77...you know the one where you posted up your sushi dinner cum turbo receipt.

but dont worry, myself along with lots of others still have your original post. Happy christmas guvnor...and go on...av a banana.

[Black Sheep]

[MadScott]

Ahhh, Houston... um... this Apollo 13...

Wish we'd never launched... over...

Request assistance LOL.

[Bigolbill]

i never posted thet up you are setting me up i am going to report this to admin.
please close this thread

[MadScott]

Having at it on the side today, I'll post full copies of the original and translated versions when I'm done.


@Bill.

Of course the thought crossed my mind (as it did many others, eh... ) that I could just accept your mail, then post it myself.

But that would make me as low a lying snake as you.

...entered into the permanent internet log...

Because you posted it publicly, it is now in the public domain, and free to share.

I said so...

Search 7999 surf on any service and this thread pops up...


We get by, with a little help from our Friends.

[Diezel Weazel]

Sounds like the only fair n resonable conclusion here now !!
Honest John he ain't by the looks of it ......


12+ Years of Surfs n Faultless to a "T" is my Yota, no it's not spotless now !!

[mickyod]

I actually had tears in my eyes reading this last night.

Classic

[gwh200]

If you guys want the full Monty I'll work it up.

Why yes...that would be most bodacious. be interesting to find out how this actually cuts the mustard...err...wasabi.

[M8WHR]

Hahahaha

Il buy it.

[shokenore]

Yes I now have the Goods, just ran across it. Thanks to shokenore.

HOW many thousands in mods did he say this was for...?

First of all. It's not from a Surf, or even a Toyota.

What we have here is a piece of paperwork on... someone's...
















wait for it........



















Mazda Demio.

From 2006.

Name change fee, recycle fee, 4 tires, oil change, wiper blades... stuff like that.

VIN# upper right box.

Total of receipt: Y169,000 (₤988).

If you guys want the full Monty I'll work it up.

Quoted for the Record:



I don't think so.

Now what Bill.

Well done that man

I predict
Stunned silence
Waffling consternation
Or just plain old bs

[MadScott]

Yes I now have the Goods, just ran across it. Thanks to shokenore.

HOW many thousands in mods did he say this was for...?

First of all. It's not from a Surf, or even a Toyota.

What we have here is a piece of paperwork on... someone's...
















wait for it........



















Mazda Demio.

From 2006.

Name change fee, recycle fee, 4 tires, oil change, wiper blades... stuff like that.

VIN# upper right box.

Total of receipt: Y169,000 (₤988).

If you guys want the full Monty I'll work it up.

Quoted for the Record:

reading the invoice with google translate it says the engine has been bored and slieved to 4000cc and a JDM turbo, intrcooler and intake was fitted dynoed to give 180hp. i know it is qiuite fast anyways

I don't think so.

Now what Bill.

[Ultimagtr21]

Been without internet for about 16 hours and there's been nearly 3 pages worth on this! Has this spec actually been translated?