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    Without wanting to get all Thrifty, I have branched out into furniture design. My new home office is almost finished, but needed some desks. Tricky design, because need a sofa bed plus desk for both me and the wife when we work from home. Had some poncy furniture designer chap come out, who with a completely straight face told me that he could do two desks for £10,000. I thought this figure was mildly high. Once I had had my dislocated jaw rewired that is.

    So I thought I would implement Flounderbout's first rule of furniture design, which states that there is no piece of furniture that cannot be made using a chainsaw.

    Step 1. Take beautiful beaten up old troughs which were in barn that is now office.

    Step 2. Attack with chainsaw.








    Step 3. Work out placement.






    Step 4. Cut some ply as mock up for glass (OK I cheated a bit here and used a jigsaw).

    Step 5. Attach batten to wall to support rear edge of glass.

    Step 6. Assemble, and add computery paraphenalia to check all works ergonomically like.











    Step 7. Make template from ply - approach nice glass man to get glass made up (still awaiting).

    Step 8. Profit.

    Total cost - splash of juice for chainsaw. Specially cut glass. Not £10k.

    Wot djew lot reckon? Don't give up the day job? Or not bad for a soft handed office jockey?

    Next step collect and install glass tops, and maybe chainsaw me some shelving to go underneath for bits n bobs.

  • #2
    Haines,s thoughts ... what sort of chainsaw do you have Henry ?

    And as far as the furniture fabbing goes ...top banana!
    Non intercooled nothing.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by gwh200 View Post
      Haines,s thoughts ... what sort of chainsaw do you have Henry ?

      And as far as the furniture fabbing goes ...top banana!
      A little Stihl 250. The cabinet maker's choice...
      I'll knock you up a set cheap. Only £4k each...

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      • #4


        Where's the drinks cabinet ?


        Life is too important to take seriously !

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Predictable Bob View Post


          Where's the drinks cabinet ?


          In the London office.

          Good work Henry, nice to see Monty helping too.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by flounderbout View Post
            Without wanting to get all Thrifty, .
            That ranks alongside "Im not racist but ---"

            Just disappointed I cant see the pics, because "Websense" or nonsense has deemed photobucket and similar sites as the devils work, while allowing the youngsters access to bookface? I,ll have to wait till I get home and by then I,ll have forgotten.
            Сви можемо

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            • #7
              Nice design!
              What stops it falling over, parallelogram stylie?
              and you have cut Orientated Strand Board not Ply...
              Other than that Thirfty, job well done!

              ETA
              Nice floor as well. Honed and Filled Travertine perchance? We've got similar in our Kitchen/Diner.
              Last edited by Wolfracer; 29 May 2012, 17:56.
              "B.A." Baracus: "Talk to me, talk sense so I can talk back. Not all this jibberjabber like breaking the peace and all that."
              www.johnthebuilder.info

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wolfracer View Post
                Nice design!
                What stops it falling over, parallelogram stylie?
                and you have cut Orientated Strand Board not Ply...
                Other than that Thirfty, job well done!

                ETA
                Nice floor as well. Honed and Filled Travertine perchance? We've got similar in our Kitchen/Diner.
                Don't be daft John...Henry is a lawyer. That flooring is made from the hearts of all the old ladies he fleeced.

                Nice chainsaw selection H. I say that as I have a 250 as well...and its dead good.
                Non intercooled nothing.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wolfracer View Post
                  Nice design!
                  What stops it falling over, parallelogram stylie?
                  and you have cut Orientated Strand Board not Ply...
                  Other than that Thirfty, job well done!

                  ETA
                  Nice floor as well. Honed and Filled Travertine perchance? We've got similar in our Kitchen/Diner.

                  What stops it falling over is a) the wall batten/desktop friction, which is v substantial, b) the tight fit in places between the desktop and the ends as a result of chainsaw routing, and c) my fervent prayers. In due course will attach some wall brackets to the ends to ensure complete security.
                  And good point re the OSB. I needed 12mm to replicate the 12mm glass, and they didn't have any 12mm ply in stock, so I went with 11mm OSB. Crappy stuff ain't it?
                  Oh and Faux Bourgogne doncha know doncha know...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by gwh200 View Post
                    Don't be daft John...Henry is a lawyer. That flooring is made from the hearts of all the old ladies he fleeced. .
                    Oi! I resemble that remark. I limit my fleecings strictly to corporations.

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                    • #11
                      Very nice that will look excellent once the glass is fitted.
                      Brian

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                      • #12
                        TOP MAN TOP JOB

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by flounderbout View Post
                          Oh and Faux Bourgogne doncha know doncha know...
                          Faux bourgogne?
                          Looks suspiciously like good ole regular COMMON travertine to me matey...
                          But then, what do I know...
                          "B.A." Baracus: "Talk to me, talk sense so I can talk back. Not all this jibberjabber like breaking the peace and all that."
                          www.johnthebuilder.info

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                          • #14
                            It's not dissimilar. But if you saw it in the flesh it's not quite the same. We used travertine in the bathroom.

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                            • #15
                              Thanks for the nice comments all. I love making stuff. I often wish I had a job which actually produced real things. But then I'd need talent!

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