Without wanting to get all Thrifty, I have branched out into furniture design. My new home office is almost finished, but needed some desks. Tricky design, because need a sofa bed plus desk for both me and the wife when we work from home. Had some poncy furniture designer chap come out, who with a completely straight face told me that he could do two desks for £10,000. I thought this figure was mildly high. Once I had had my dislocated jaw rewired that is.
So I thought I would implement Flounderbout's first rule of furniture design, which states that there is no piece of furniture that cannot be made using a chainsaw.
Step 1. Take beautiful beaten up old troughs which were in barn that is now office.
Step 2. Attack with chainsaw.
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/2de422d8.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/10d2cd3f.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/320971b7.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/fad5d8dc.jpg)
Step 3. Work out placement.
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/e7487333.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/63c880bb.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/f8335eac.jpg)
Step 4. Cut some ply as mock up for glass (OK I cheated a bit here and used a jigsaw).
Step 5. Attach batten to wall to support rear edge of glass.
Step 6. Assemble, and add computery paraphenalia to check all works ergonomically like.
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/48befc75.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/e5018be0.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/2a5648f6.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/2f4832f0.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/342a656d.jpg)
Step 7. Make template from ply - approach nice glass man to get glass made up (still awaiting).
Step 8. Profit.![biggrin](https://hiluxsurf.co.uk/core/images/smilies/grin.gif)
Total cost - splash of juice for chainsaw. Specially cut glass. Not £10k.
Wot djew lot reckon? Don't give up the day job? Or not bad for a soft handed office jockey?
Next step collect and install glass tops, and maybe chainsaw me some shelving to go underneath for bits n bobs.
So I thought I would implement Flounderbout's first rule of furniture design, which states that there is no piece of furniture that cannot be made using a chainsaw.
Step 1. Take beautiful beaten up old troughs which were in barn that is now office.
Step 2. Attack with chainsaw.
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/2de422d8.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/10d2cd3f.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/320971b7.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/fad5d8dc.jpg)
Step 3. Work out placement.
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/e7487333.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/63c880bb.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/f8335eac.jpg)
Step 4. Cut some ply as mock up for glass (OK I cheated a bit here and used a jigsaw).
Step 5. Attach batten to wall to support rear edge of glass.
Step 6. Assemble, and add computery paraphenalia to check all works ergonomically like.
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/48befc75.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/e5018be0.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/2a5648f6.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/2f4832f0.jpg)
![](http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i366/flounderbout/Flounderbouts%20Public%20Album/342a656d.jpg)
Step 7. Make template from ply - approach nice glass man to get glass made up (still awaiting).
Step 8. Profit.
![biggrin](https://hiluxsurf.co.uk/core/images/smilies/grin.gif)
Total cost - splash of juice for chainsaw. Specially cut glass. Not £10k.
Wot djew lot reckon? Don't give up the day job? Or not bad for a soft handed office jockey?
Next step collect and install glass tops, and maybe chainsaw me some shelving to go underneath for bits n bobs.
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