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    Ho Hum

    Turning right in the right hand land I have Chavtastic in his Clio first trying to overtake on the inside lane of the roundabout then the outside lane,he briefly hangs back before overtaking over chevrons in the middle lane,while giving me the "wnaker"hand shake,before coming to a screeching halt in the the line of stationary traffic,you know the type windows down music blaring trying to fcuk off as many people as possible,He then sits in his car and proceeds to roll what I can only describe as a "herbal" roll up,in between swigging on his can of Stella .I am behind him with the benefit of being ever so slightly higher up and with a much better view of the police car a few cars ahead also waiting in the queue,when the Gods answer my call Mr Chavtastic ignores the bus only signs and proceeds to
    drive down the bus lane
    undertake the police car
    whilst smoking his spliff

    The blue lights start to flash and Chavtastic is then pulled over to have a "word"
    The look on the chavs face as I slow clap him
    priceless
    Eat.Sleep.Surf.Repeat.

  • #2
    Excellent.
    4x4toys.co.uk - Keeping you on and off the road...

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    • #3
      i'd pay a quid to watch that!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by red barron View Post
        i'd pay a quid to watch that!!
        I'd pay a lot more to watch that
        Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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        • #5
          Ady clapping slow is nothing special.
          ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

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          • #6
            that gave me a chuckle.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BioHazard View Post
              Ady clapping slow is nothing special.
              Some just say I'm spechal
              Eat.Sleep.Surf.Repeat.

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              • #8
                Did you stop to slow clap him?
                Do you know that, with a 50 character limit, it's

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                • #9
                  How could you tell the ingredients of his roll up from your lofty position? I reckon you embellished some of that story for dramatic effect.
                  Сви можемо

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bogus View Post
                    How could you tell the ingredients of his roll up from your lofty position? I reckon you embellished some of that story for dramatic effect.
                    The herbal qualities of said joint were based on ;time taken to roll said joint,the fact that when Mr Chav had finished making the "roll up" he threw the now empty wrap and broken off cigarette butt out of his window added to the fact the colour and smell and quantity of the smoke from said joint.Oh and it was cone shaped.
                    The only thing I am not sure of was his Chav status but the light pink tee shirt addidas track bottoms and garish trainers may have somewhat coloured my judgement
                    Eat.Sleep.Surf.Repeat.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Albannach View Post
                      Did you stop to slow clap him?
                      Yep being the law abiding citizen I am ,we were stopped at the traffic lights hand brake applied and vehicle in neutral.
                      Eat.Sleep.Surf.Repeat.

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                      • #12
                        Stuff like that makes me day!
                        More Lift.
                        More Tyres.
                        More Engine.

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                        • #13
                          It's almost like a perfect storm moment. Made me chuckle
                          Hold my beer and watch this

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