Instant Karma

[shokenore]

Ho Hum

Turning right in the right hand land I have Chavtastic in his Clio first trying to overtake on the inside lane of the roundabout then the outside lane,he briefly hangs back before overtaking over chevrons in the middle lane,while giving me the "wnaker"hand shake,before coming to a screeching halt in the the line of stationary traffic,you know the type windows down music blaring trying to fcuk off as many people as possible,He then sits in his car and proceeds to roll what I can only describe as a "herbal" roll up,in between swigging on his can of Stella .I am behind him with the benefit of being ever so slightly higher up and with a much better view of the police car a few cars ahead also waiting in the queue,when the Gods answer my call Mr Chavtastic ignores the bus only signs and proceeds to
drive down the bus lane
undertake the police car
whilst smoking his spliff

The blue lights start to flash and Chavtastic is then pulled over to have a "word"
The look on the chavs face as I slow clap him
priceless

[TonyN]

Excellent.

[red barron]

i'd pay a quid to watch that!!

[KrisW]

i'd pay a quid to watch that!!

I'd pay a lot more to watch that

[BioHazard]

Ady clapping slow is nothing special.

[leighh]

that gave me a chuckle.

[shokenore]

Ady clapping slow is nothing special.

Some just say I'm spechal

[Albannach]

Did you stop to slow clap him?

[Bogus]

How could you tell the ingredients of his roll up from your lofty position? I reckon you embellished some of that story for dramatic effect.

[shokenore]

How could you tell the ingredients of his roll up from your lofty position? I reckon you embellished some of that story for dramatic effect.

The herbal qualities of said joint were based on ;time taken to roll said joint,the fact that when Mr Chav had finished making the "roll up" he threw the now empty wrap and broken off cigarette butt out of his window added to the fact the colour and smell and quantity of the smoke from said joint.Oh and it was cone shaped.
The only thing I am not sure of was his Chav status but the light pink tee shirt addidas track bottoms and garish trainers may have somewhat coloured my judgement

[shokenore]

Did you stop to slow clap him?

Yep being the law abiding citizen I am ,we were stopped at the traffic lights hand brake applied and vehicle in neutral.

[Karma Supra]

Stuff like that makes me day!

[captain_chaos]

It's almost like a perfect storm moment. Made me chuckle