been kicked out

[JUDWAK]

i have not been online for a while coz
the wifes changed all the house about so i had no inter net for a few days
and she started on me about smoking in the house
ok it ruins the house feks up the paint work and stinks
and then
the wifes kicked me out in to the conservatory
its freezing in here
sat with mi coat on and a russain hatno its not tin foil
stinking the conservatory out with mi smoke
i have only just sat down she's been cracking the whip all month
worst thing is its not over yet
she keeps bugging about the kitchen
but i just got my self online so i think its rock music all day tomorrow and lots of this

[Wolfracer]

Welcome back Jud and your unique prose...
Just look forward to that V8. Back it up to the house and wait for a frosty morn...
...open your front door and start her up with your foot flat to the floor.
She'll never mention a whif of ciggy smoke again as a litre of burnt petrol vapour rockets into your hall!

[JUDWAK]

its the only reason iam putting up with all this
i spent a fair bit getting this place has she likes it
i even smoke in the conservatory now

tiz only coz when i send mi surf to bushwhacker
she can not morn about me spending on my car
theres extras i have not told her about
also
bushwhacker wants to try something new and he can do what he likes to my surf and i'll cover the costs
he can have mi surf for has long has he wants too

coz it gives me time to biuld my shed and the rest of my gear for my project
iam buzzing coz by the end of next year my whole life will be changed
everything will come together at once
and a nice unique 4ltr v8 to do my new project in
the lexsurf will be the cherry on the cake tho

[slobodan]

Stop letting a woman run your life and grow a set.

or buy one of these.

[JUDWAK]

its about letting them think they run your life
its how i get my own way
plenty of things going off next year she dont know about
but what can she say now
i have done the house out before my shed or surf
witch aint me
garden and car come first for me
i dont have kids so only me to worry about