Armaggeddon!

[dieselboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

[JUDWAK]

that could be true
remember the pet shop boys that why they were called PET SHOP BOYS

[POPEYE]

Good one, the guy cracking up got me cracking as well,
reminds me of the bloke who got a steel tube stuck up his arse!! fire brigade and then to hospital, explain that at the A&E

[puddlesurfer]

Mortitia (the missus) work in a mortuary, she told me about a guy (obviously he was dead) who had bought one of those chin-up bars that hook on over the door frame and was lowering himself on to a broom handle - the chin-up bar slipped off and the guy got shish kebabed!

[biosurf]

reminds me of the bloke who got a steel tube stuck up his arse!!

*adopts Inspector Clouseau accent* It maybe was a pipe bum

[puddlesurfer]

The Armeggeddon story remainds me of this old Joke:

Three Dogs
It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs were discussing why they were there.
The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the master's favorite slippers once too often , and was going to be ‘Put to sleep’for the deed.
The second dog (a Yorkshire terrier) told a similar story about a new suite of furniture. He too was to be ‘Put to sleep’.
“What about you, what’s your story?" said the poodle to the third dog, which happened to be a very large German Shepherd .
The German Shepherd proceeded to tell his story.
“My story starts when my pretty young mistress was taking a shower with the bathroom door open, and on seeing her in this state of undress, I barked very loudly. Startled, she then dropped the soap, and bent down to pick it up……, well, I don’t know what came over me, but I could not control my sexual urges…………………….
I suppose you are going to be destroyed?” said the poodle.
“No" said the german Shepherd…………………….






















“I am in to have my claws clipped!

[JUDWAK]

Mortitia (the missus) work in a mortuary, she told me about a guy (obviously he was dead) who had bought one of those chin-up bars that hook on over the door frame and was lowering himself on to a broom handle - the chin-up bar slipped off and the guy got shish kebabed!

ask ya missus
if she had heard of the bloke in rotherham
gave his missus a dieseas that growns on dead bodys
he was well ya know having it with the dead at work
fekin sicko
jusy wondered if ya wife heard owt about it with being in the same sort of job
it was about 6 years ago now

[dieselboy]

the chin-up bar slipped off and the guy got shish kebabed!

Is that how he died?

[dieselboy]

*adopts Inspector Clouseau accent* It maybe was a pipe bum

I beg your piddon?

[dieselboy]

ask ya missus
if she had heard of the bloke in rotherham
gave his missus a dieseas that growns on dead bodys
he was well ya know having it with the dead at work
fekin sicko
jusy wondered if ya wife heard owt about it with being in the same sort of job
it was about 6 years ago now

I dont want to know mate! Some people are sicko's!