Being a paid up member

[si tate]

You get a silver star for winning the 'who has the ponciest car?' competition. This is what's parked outside my house today. I hope it starts in the morning...

Nowt wrong with that mate, wish i could pick & choose like you.

[Sancho]

Nowt wrong with that mate, wish i could pick & choose like you.

Except for the engine management light is permanently on, you have start it twice to disable the immobiliser, the 'fly by wire' throttle doesn't always work, the stereo is stuck on Classic FM, the bulb-out warning light is permanently on, the central locking doesn't work and only one of the seats tips forward, nothing at all. I seem to have got hold of a better built example than most

By god, it's quick, though, and the noise it makes is incredible. Twin turbo V8

Sounds a bit better than the 1.6 diesel in my permanent, w@nkier, car

[si tate]

Except for the engine management light is permanently on, you have start it twice to disable the immobiliser, the 'fly by wire' throttle doesn't always work, the stereo is stuck on Classic FM, the bulb-out warning light is permanently on, the central locking doesn't work and only one of the seats tips forward, nothing at all. I seem to have got hold of a better built example than most

By god, it's quick, though, and the noise it makes is incredible. Twin turbo V8

Ye they are renowned for little niggle's lol, but they do sound sweet.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Except for the engine management light is permanently on, you have start it twice to disable the immobiliser, the 'fly by wire' throttle doesn't always work, the stereo is stuck on Classic FM, the bulb-out warning light is permanently on, the central locking doesn't work and only one of the seats tips forward, nothing at all. I seem to have got hold of a better built example than most

By god, it's quick, though, and the noise it makes is incredible. Twin turbo V8

Sounds a bit better than the 1.6 diesel in my permanent, w@nkier, car

Where's the funeral?

[si tate]

I do like the mini but why they made that one i'll never know.
Pointless & ugly.

[Sancho]

Where's the funeral?

Still waiting for a midget to die.

[Sancho]

I do like the mini but why they made that one i'll never know.
Pointless & ugly.

It's so people other than children and Douglas Bader can sit in the back.

[Apache]

Wow!!!

Your normal car really IS w@nky!!!

The mazzer, whilst not being my first choice, aint bad at all.

[Sancho]

Wow!!!

Your normal car really IS w@nky!!!

Thanks, princess. See you in Maccy's car park.