Have I missed something....

[Bibs]

I remember the first i used my horn in anger!!

Bl**dy road runner pipes up from under the bonnet!!

I am going to get some great big huuuuge air horns. Deafen the buggers if nowt else.

[RodLeach]

I am going to get some great big huuuuge air horns. Deafen the buggers if nowt else.

I accidently cut a lorry up once... needed to change lane in traffic so snuck in a gap an got a blast!!

Damn near sh!t myself... that is what you call a horn!!


Was worth cutting him up to get a blast!

[si tate]

Bibs, all this pent up aggression is'nt good for you, have you thought of anger managment classes.

[RodLeach]

Why do you think shes rides horses?!?

Its only for the shexy trousers and the whip!

[Ava_Banana]

yup, going down a breakers yard to find one to replace mine........or find two...to replace them.

...Youtube have a few videos of a guy with a truck horn (or even a train horn) in his car scaring the willies out of people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8j23R8YyRE

http://www.hornblasters.com

.....tempting......although it probably requires a 24volt hook up.

[Gaspode]

I've been driving for 33 years, some of the utter pillocks I have come across in my time beggar belief, I have always wanted rocket launchers on the front of my car, with pillock seeking missiles, just to get even once in a while, but I did get my say once, not long ago actually, I was bieng seriously tailgated by some tw*t in a Renault Clio, now when that happens I slow right down, and put the back fog light on, just to p*ss them off, I got a tow bar on the Surf, so if I had braked hard Bunny would have been fine, dont know about his Clio tho, anyway, my daughter said, the bloke driving that works on the late shift with us at the Royal Mail, so the next day I went and found him, he probably got 33 years of pent up annoyance, right between the eyes, some of the things I called him are illegal in many countries, he just stood there looking gobsmacked, I ended my tirade with the threat that if he did that to me ever again, or anyone else either living or dead, I would find him again and make him sorry I had ever been born..


by the cringe, that was satisfying.



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[Bibs]

Bibs, all this pent up aggression is'nt good for you, have you thought of anger managment classes.

I know - I went a few years back an it worked for a while.

Was subject to a boy racer sandwich today lol. Idiots prkn about racing on the dual carriageway. No wonder they kill themselves.

[logey79]

Was subject to a boy racer sandwich today lol. Idiots prkn about racing on the dual carriageway. No wonder they kill themselves.

trouble is they more often than not end up killing the innocent (or not so innocent!!!) girlies around them!!!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

.................
Was subject to a boy racer sandwich today lol.............

Is that another name for a 'spit roast'?

[Bibs]

trouble is they more often than not end up killing the innocent (or not so innocent!!!) girlies around them!!!!

Criminal

Is that another name for a 'spit roast'?

errr no

[Sancho]

Lol - funny how they have all been blokes.

All the women are still trying to park.

[Bibs]

All the women are still trying to park.

Now that's quality