embarrest to be british

[daithediver]

Hi Guys, Just spent 14 hours trying to drive a 3 ton ambulance designed by prats that drive desks,a 2.0ltr diesel engine coupled to an auto box with nooo engine braking and fitted with magnetic brake retard system!!!! My area is a mountainous region (highest A road in Wales) No chance in these conditions,6" of snow at present.About time they got rid of the academics and lisend to the people that do the job.Apologise for the spelling mistakes but a couple of Scotches have been consumed just to thaw out you understand.

[Apache]

No it wouldn't! You're talking shite man!!!!















(I dont actually remember the premise anymore...)

[Sancho]

That was a classic...

It would fly by the way!

Please don't. Dieselboy's around somewhere and I can't cope with another 48 hours navigating the universe with Tesco's as my only reference point.

[BUSHWHACKER]

That was a classic...

It would fly by the way!

No it wouldn't.

[nero279]

but if you're walking to tesco's, why not assume it's you that's stationary and tesco's is actually coming to you?

It would fly

[Albannach]

No it wouldn't.

[adpsimpson]

Spare-tyre-on-the-roof-tip-over-without-ARBs anyone?

linky?

[Chillitt]

Did penguins fly to Antarctica, and then evolve into penguins, or did they evolve first and swim there?

[BUSHWHACKER]

Did penguins fly to Antarctica, and then evolve into penguins, or did they evolve first and swim there?

They were originally small people but due to the lack of other animals and vegetation, they had nothing to eat so they evolved into penguins so they could catch fish more efficiently.

[Sancho]

Did penguins fly to Antarctica, and then evolve into penguins, or did they evolve first and swim there?

They're the same thing as meerkats. During the summer, they live in Antarctica. In the winter, they lose their winter coats, change into mammals and return to the plains of Africa.

They are truly a wonder of nature.

[Albannach]

They're the same thing as meerkats. During the summer, they live in Antarctica. In the winter, they lose their winter coats, change into mammals and return to the plains of Africa.

They are truly a wonder of nature.

See HERE for details

[JUDWAK]

24 hrs of snow and the usual happens this limp country of ours 5hits its self and stops working the rest of the world must see our news a pi55 its self .

well it dont bother me how bad the snow is
how icey things get
the wife was in work no problem
i like roads like this its more
its just other drivers that lock uo in front of ya or start slideing coz they brake too hard or go too fast
i just slide round em tho
ya see the whites of there eyes tho
manual is easyer to driffed than an auto tho its the same sh1t differant shovel