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And I stayed in, so as to avoid all the a**eholes that cause trouble.
So at about 2am this morning there was a loud banging on my front door, and I thought it was my Mother and Aunt back late after midnight mass, and forgot their key.
So I'm a bit sleepy, and had some beers too, I open the door....................to be confronted by this bloke telling me he'cold......WTF?
I said " I don't care mate, who the f**k are you?"
He said he was cold again then tried to get through the door, I put my hand on his chest and said " I don't care how cold you are, get the f**k out of my face!"
He was a bit shorter than mee, but much heavier, and just barged me out of the way, and got in the house.
He was either p155ed or drugged or both, and my daughter had come down the stairs to see what the commotion was.
At this point I lost all reason, I got hold of this rude f**ker and we had a bit of a scap in my hall, He ened up outside on his back with that sickening thud when his skull hit the floor.
This didn't see to slow him down, and he started to get up again, so I shut the door and called the police, told my daughter to get upstairs.
Whilst on the phone I saw movement out side, so I gave details to the officer on the phone and went back outside ( against her advice, but I was so pumped, I was gonna kill this f**ker)
When I got outsde I found a police dog handler in my front garden, and another unit arriving, and no sign of the bloke.Someone else down the road had called the police, as he had tried to get into their house a few minutes earlier.
We had a quick look around, and then noticed the rear quaterlight of my Ex's car was broken.
This guy was in the back seat, laying down, the police did there job, and he's now in custody.
Autoglass came out this morning to repair the window, and I've been making statements to the DC that came round.
Didn't get much sleep coz I as so hyper, but damn, it's a bugger when trouble comes knocking on your door!
So at about 2am this morning there was a loud banging on my front door, and I thought it was my Mother and Aunt back late after midnight mass, and forgot their key.
So I'm a bit sleepy, and had some beers too, I open the door....................to be confronted by this bloke telling me he'cold......WTF?
I said " I don't care mate, who the f**k are you?"
He said he was cold again then tried to get through the door, I put my hand on his chest and said " I don't care how cold you are, get the f**k out of my face!"
He was a bit shorter than mee, but much heavier, and just barged me out of the way, and got in the house.
He was either p155ed or drugged or both, and my daughter had come down the stairs to see what the commotion was.
At this point I lost all reason, I got hold of this rude f**ker and we had a bit of a scap in my hall, He ened up outside on his back with that sickening thud when his skull hit the floor.
This didn't see to slow him down, and he started to get up again, so I shut the door and called the police, told my daughter to get upstairs.
Whilst on the phone I saw movement out side, so I gave details to the officer on the phone and went back outside ( against her advice, but I was so pumped, I was gonna kill this f**ker)
When I got outsde I found a police dog handler in my front garden, and another unit arriving, and no sign of the bloke.Someone else down the road had called the police, as he had tried to get into their house a few minutes earlier.
We had a quick look around, and then noticed the rear quaterlight of my Ex's car was broken.
This guy was in the back seat, laying down, the police did there job, and he's now in custody.
Autoglass came out this morning to repair the window, and I've been making statements to the DC that came round.
Didn't get much sleep coz I as so hyper, but damn, it's a bugger when trouble comes knocking on your door!
wheres the xmas spirit ???
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