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am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate -
no matter where you want to go this will get you thereComment
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forget world peace, visualize yourself using your indicators
Real 4x4's don’t have spark plugs
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.Say not always what you know, but always know what you say.
My 4x4
My choice
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I ( love / Heart ) this planet, but prefer my own
Smoking area. ( somewhere near the chimney or snorkel as you prefer to call it)
Sheep farmer on board, providing organic wool for bobble hats ( honest)
BogusСви можемоComment
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The car above is a Toyota
If you can read this sticker I need to get muddier
This sticker is all that’s holding my car together
How about one that looks like a giant plaster over a damaged bit of bodywork?
Not mine but I love theseAttached FilesComment
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I can go wherever my satnav sends me.Can you??I swear to drunk I`m not God.Comment
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Not only SMALLER than a Mundano but a lot more FUN !!!!!
Life is too important to take seriously !Comment
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she is, mate......Originally posted by Apache View Post
If you're gonna be a bear... be a Grizzly.Comment
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Cutting steps in the roof of the worldComment
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the old ones are the best ones.Originally posted by Apache View Post
If you're gonna be a bear... be a Grizzly.Comment
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I've got "Just because I can - doesn't mean I have to"
For all the people that say "oh, you could just drive over that, or through the fields to get to work...."
That's right - I have a 4x4 which means I can ignore traffic law and stuff and just drive over fields.....
Too old to care, young enough to rememberComment
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You could if you had a Canyonero.
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
Come to think of it, as a slogan...
"She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!"Cutting steps in the roof of the worldComment
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Think someone might try and bite u soon....Originally posted by Apache View Post
One day at the time I guess..Comment
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Bump :-dOne day at the time I guess..Comment
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How's my driving? call 0800 fu2utw@
deersquishingrabbitcrunchingsq uirrelsplatteringhedgehogmunch ingbadgerbashing SURFI'm not a complete idiot.......
My kneecap was removed in 1981Comment
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