Slogan Contest....prizes to be won...

[rambling angler]

I didn't put any spaces in that, it was meant to be all as one word then SURF, a bit like the old pepsi ads, how many of you remember them? lipsmackingbottomticklingnippl etweaking or something like that

[C9/89]

The car above is a Toyota

If you can read this sticker I need to get muddier

This sticker is all that’s holding my car together




How about one that looks like a giant plaster over a damaged bit of bodywork?

Not mine but I love these

Lovin that "DARWIN" gotta have one of them!

ETA : My small contribution would be
F**k Global Warming!

[rambling angler]

Global warming? I'll go green when you can stop a cow farting

Prevent global warming, kill a cow

3.0 turbo diesel & still lower emissions than a cow

[Diezel Weazel]

Clean n Quiet, Smooth n Comfy, Warm n Dry a treat to drive - no this is not a Bland rover ....
This is just another Great TOYOTA !!


There's always a Payback .... Ya won't ever see it Comin tho !!!!

[Koi]

Id rather be pushed in a pram than drive a range rover

If the world didnt suck we would all fall off

Driver carries no cash, hes married

Off all the things i have lost, I miss my mind the most

[captain_chaos]

Been thinking some more, really should be working.

1. I have good brakes, do you have good insurance?

2, I'm smilling because I have no idea what's going on.

3, Jesus paid for our sins... Now let's get our money's worth.

4, This bumper sticker exploits illiterates

5, Cover me, I'm changing lanes

6, They couldn't fix my brakes, so they made my horn louder

7, If you can read this, thank your teacher.

8, He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

9, Officer, I have no coffee, doughnuts, or cleavage, just give me the ticket.

10, I Want To Die Peacefully In My Sleep Like Grandpa.
Not Yelling And Screaming Like The People In The Back Seat.

[darkdezigns]

Been thinking some more, really should be working.

1. I have good brakes, do you have good insurance?

2, I'm smilling because I have no idea what's going on.

3, Jesus paid for our sins... Now let's get our money's worth.

4, This bumper sticker exploits illiterates

5, Cover me, I'm changing lanes

6, They couldn't fix my brakes, so they made my horn louder

7, If you can read this, thank your teacher.

8, He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

9, Officer, I have no coffee, doughnuts, or cleavage, just give me the ticket.

10, I Want To Die Peacefully In My Sleep Like Grandpa.
Not Yelling And Screaming Like The People In The Back Seat.

limit is 5

[captain_chaos]

limit is 5

balls, ok my 5 are.

1, This truck isn't dirty, you're just too clean.

2, Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here.

3, This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.

4, Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

5, He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

[nero279]

If you're close enough to read this, I trust you're watching my brakelights too??

[RodLeach]

Bump!

[da SLUG man]

"How's my driving, call 0800 F*CK YOU"

"the stevie wonder car wash company"

"your wife IS this dirty"

"free Arthur Fowler"

"free Dierdre Raschid"

"I shot JR"

"Shit happened"

[da SLUG man]

"I'm so unlucky, I'll probably get caught writing thi......"

"Jesus might love you, everyone else thinks you're a ####!"

[sledge]

"boy racer killer"
"drive a surf and have some dirty fun"
"waiting for the next dirty weekend"
"comes in other shades of mud"

[BioHazard]

Mud protects paintwork

[C9/89]

May have been posted but

" Watch my rear not Hers!"