Went for a spin on the pushbike tonight.
Had to traverse a large field I often pass through using some bridleways, but tonight the field was full of shitty pikey caravans, transit flatbeds, snotty nosed kids and orrible snarling dogs.
Yes, the pikeys have arrived in Malvern!
Anyway, I got across undamaged despite a few loose barking hounds chasing my bike.
On the way back from my ride I was cycling through a housing estate adjacent to the makeshift pikey campsite and clocked a couple of late teenage lads hangng round a house with a 'for sale' board up. One stood at the end of the path looking innocent, the other his nose up against the front room window. I made sure they saw me seeing them as I rode past.
Malvern usually has a crime rate of around zero.
Anway, 50yds down the road round a bend there was two cop cars and a couple of plod looking over hedges. I stopped and asked if they were looking for a couple of shifty looking teenagers. Yes they said. They've been nicking from sheds they said. So I told them the likely 'chaps' were just up the road casing an unoccupied house. At which point they said thanks and legged it up the road.
Hopefully, thats two less little shits to empty your garage / shed / car tonight.
Had to traverse a large field I often pass through using some bridleways, but tonight the field was full of shitty pikey caravans, transit flatbeds, snotty nosed kids and orrible snarling dogs.
Yes, the pikeys have arrived in Malvern!
Anyway, I got across undamaged despite a few loose barking hounds chasing my bike.
On the way back from my ride I was cycling through a housing estate adjacent to the makeshift pikey campsite and clocked a couple of late teenage lads hangng round a house with a 'for sale' board up. One stood at the end of the path looking innocent, the other his nose up against the front room window. I made sure they saw me seeing them as I rode past.
Malvern usually has a crime rate of around zero.
Anway, 50yds down the road round a bend there was two cop cars and a couple of plod looking over hedges. I stopped and asked if they were looking for a couple of shifty looking teenagers. Yes they said. They've been nicking from sheds they said. So I told them the likely 'chaps' were just up the road casing an unoccupied house. At which point they said thanks and legged it up the road.
Hopefully, thats two less little shits to empty your garage / shed / car tonight.
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