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    Can someone tell me why my wife has just asked me for a strong weak tea? And why she says "get out of the way....... Where are you going"?

    Then she will go upstairs to talk to me who is downstairs, and will drive to her mums, come home for something she needs for the the next day, goes back to her mums, and then comes home again, just so she knew it was in the car. And all this from someone who loves to have post-its around.

    Why dont you women use the post-its you love so? And why torment us men until we are dimented?

    Without Surf And Unhappy

  • #2
    Reset her ECU
    __________________

    Back in the day Baby

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Vultch View Post
      Reset her ECU
      I already gave her a new cap, and burped her
      Without Surf And Unhappy

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      • #4
        The 'goes to the most distant part of the house to talk to me from there' is familiar to me. THEN she asks ME if I'm deaf cos I say I cant hear her from 50ft, two floors and 4 walls away!
        Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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        • #5
          Hamish has drained all her smarts!

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          • #6
            during the day, when I'm in bed from nightshift - my better half can "put the hoover over on quiet" or "have the washer on quiet" just so it doesn't disturb me!!
            I have yet to find the volume button on either!!
            Everyone thinks I'm paranoid!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jaky cakes View Post
              during the day, when I'm in bed from nightshift - my better half can "put the hoover over on quiet" or "have the washer on quiet" just so it doesn't disturb me!!
              I have yet to find the volume button on either!!
              come home in your 'lunch' break to do some hoovering or DIY, that'll learn her
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              =SOLD UP!=
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              • #8
                If there suffering from "gearbox trouble" Wide berth and selective hearing is required.

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                • #9
                  they are all the same arnt they?
                  i have not met a sain one yet

                  men are from the planet mars

                  women are from the planet mordizon
                  am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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                  • #10
                    you aint got her preggy again have ya

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                    • #11
                      Can't help you with these things - I can't afford to run one.
                      it's in me shed, mate.

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                      • #12
                        Mine's perfect!
                        Too old to care, young enough to remember

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                        • #13
                          mine cost more to keep than my truck
                          and iam not jokeing
                          am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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                          • #14
                            You'll never figure em out, their from another planet, my missis start's talking to me just after i've left the room and then calls ME deaf, it's selective deafness most of the time tho, i just tune the bitch out.
                            Too young to die and too old to give a toss

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                            • #15
                              Bigamy is?








                              Having one wife to many

                              Monogamy is?








                              The same thing
                              Brian

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