Women!......

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

Can someone tell me why my wife has just asked me for a strong weak tea? And why she says "get out of the way....... Where are you going"?

Then she will go upstairs to talk to me who is downstairs, and will drive to her mums, come home for something she needs for the the next day, goes back to her mums, and then comes home again, just so she knew it was in the car. And all this from someone who loves to have post-its around.

Why dont you women use the post-its you love so? And why torment us men until we are dimented?

[Vultch]

Reset her ECU

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

Reset her ECU

I already gave her a new cap, and burped her

[Apache]

The 'goes to the most distant part of the house to talk to me from there' is familiar to me. THEN she asks ME if I'm deaf cos I say I cant hear her from 50ft, two floors and 4 walls away!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Hamish has drained all her smarts!

[jaky cakes]

during the day, when I'm in bed from nightshift - my better half can "put the hoover over on quiet" or "have the washer on quiet" just so it doesn't disturb me!!
I have yet to find the volume button on either!!

[nero279]

during the day, when I'm in bed from nightshift - my better half can "put the hoover over on quiet" or "have the washer on quiet" just so it doesn't disturb me!!
I have yet to find the volume button on either!!

come home in your 'lunch' break to do some hoovering or DIY, that'll learn her

[ian2144]

If there suffering from "gearbox trouble" Wide berth and selective hearing is required.

[JUDWAK]

they are all the same arnt they?
i have not met a sain one yet

men are from the planet mars

women are from the planet mordizon

[pirate-storm]

you aint got her preggy again have ya

[Chillitt]

Can't help you with these things - I can't afford to run one.

[MudSurfer]

Mine's perfect!

[JUDWAK]

mine cost more to keep than my truck
and iam not jokeing

[POPEYE]

You'll never figure em out, their from another planet, my missis start's talking to me just after i've left the room and then calls ME deaf, it's selective deafness most of the time tho, i just tune the bitch out.

[yoshie]

Bigamy is?








Having one wife to many

Monogamy is?








The same thing