help small tow car wanted

[Slugsie]

Went to deliver a small potted tree to my parents on their Ruby wedding anniversary. They were on holiday at a club site with a warden. I parked at the entrance and asked for permission to drive to their pitch on the far side of the site. He said as I was not a member I couldn't take a vehicle on site and would have to carry said tree (this was when I was recovering from a slipped disc). A discussion ensued about club rules during which several words were used......including facist, the c word (plural) prefixed bt "bunch of". Anyway he said he was going to ban me for life, so I gave him all my details (incuding national insurance number) drove around the stupid barrier and went to see my parents with the tree!

Well done that man!

I love caravans... in much the same way that Brainiac does.