so sunday night saw my Iguana go all al qaeda and the fecker terrorised me. he lept off the top of a wardrobe and bit the back of my head 4 times, my hand twice and scratched the shoit out of my left arm on his way to the ground.
so i cleaned the cuts up and put some anti septic cleaning gunk on them and thought nothing more of it, until this morning, when i suddenly remembered that i'm probably overdue a tetanus jab. so i phoned my doctor's surgery which was a mistake as the place isn't actually there to do anything other than tell you to go to A+E...for absolutely anything, unless you're a junkie they don't want to know about helping you.
so, off to A+E, "this is a job for your GP" then i explained the GP sent me to A+E and then it changed to "you should have come in when the attack happened" i was just about to have a rant at the daft bitch, then i just thought, screw it i cannot be @rsed with this, so just apologised for being a TAXPAYING - NON JUNKIE, NON SMOKING, WHITE BRITISH CITIZEN AND NOT AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT and asked how long i'd have to wait...3-4 hours.
goodbye was my reply.
anyway...when my jaw locks up at least i'll still be able to type my complaints to you guys!
so i cleaned the cuts up and put some anti septic cleaning gunk on them and thought nothing more of it, until this morning, when i suddenly remembered that i'm probably overdue a tetanus jab. so i phoned my doctor's surgery which was a mistake as the place isn't actually there to do anything other than tell you to go to A+E...for absolutely anything, unless you're a junkie they don't want to know about helping you.
so, off to A+E, "this is a job for your GP" then i explained the GP sent me to A+E and then it changed to "you should have come in when the attack happened" i was just about to have a rant at the daft bitch, then i just thought, screw it i cannot be @rsed with this, so just apologised for being a TAXPAYING - NON JUNKIE, NON SMOKING, WHITE BRITISH CITIZEN AND NOT AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT and asked how long i'd have to wait...3-4 hours.
goodbye was my reply.
anyway...when my jaw locks up at least i'll still be able to type my complaints to you guys!
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