neighbours cat

[logey79]

SEE!!!!! i get in trouble and everyone just laughs!!! where's the help and sympathy that gets extended to other forum members when they get in the poop?!?!? talk about extended family - that's definately true of you lot coz all my mates and family laugh at my mishaps!!!

i'm like an intelligent Frank Spencer.

[B16mts]

mmm, sounds like a complete catastrophe to me! that you'd leave the surf all on its own for 4 whole days!!!

you should be reported or something!

[sv1000spilot]

mmm, sounds like a complete catastrophe to me! that you'd leave the surf all on its own for 4 whole days!!!

you should be reported or something!

[Retribution]

i'm staring to love this forum

1st off try febreeze and a load of air freshener, then leave the windows open for a bit or take a long ride and make sure all the windows are down including the back window and make sure you got loads of clothing on.

Would just try to find a cat and try matching it up so she doesn't click

But be careful u remember that film meet the parents

[darkdezigns]

a sensible answer......do u know any valeters?if so go see them,u can get a plug in deodouriser that u plug in over night and will stop ANY smell,autosmart sell them but they about 300 quid?
but still funny lol

[M35A2]

This has to be a wind up surely???

How can the cat stick to the seat of your truck and be all soggy if it's just been dead about a day? Sounds like you've had it in the truck for a week in 100 deg heat for it to decompose that bad, it has been cold don't forget!!

As for the seat, I think you need a new one. There is no way I would be sitting on a seat that's had a putrified cat on it!!

[logey79]

This has to be a wind up surely???

How can the cat stick to the seat of your truck and be all soggy if it's just been dead about a day? Sounds like you've had it in the truck for a week in 100 deg heat for it to decompose that bad, it has been cold don't forget!!

As for the seat, I think you need a new one. There is no way I would be sitting on a seat that's had a putrified cat on it!!

I have no idea!!! that's the point!!! the cat's not been in there that long and yet the smell is foul and i had to basically rip it off the seat. maybe it was ill or something....i don't know i'm not a Gynocologist!!!

[John h]

Unless the mouse had already eaten Neosorexa with a littla added chemic the cat will have keeled over within minutes and literall rotted inside out ! Neosorexa is a branded rat and mouse bait that slowly kills the vermin unfortunately some people enhance the bait and it takes on a neat cyanide effect when intaken by a following predator they literaly keel over, we lost a lot of live stock on our allotments through the very stuff !

[Retribution]

John what live stock do you have m8 and i will keep away from it for a while

Please dont be cow

[logey79]

John what live stock do you have m8 and i will keep away from it for a while

Please dont be cow

A COW!!!???!!!

i thought you lot liked them bo peep followers?

[John h]

We lost 3 geese 2 Aylesbury ducks 4 good Light Sussex Hens , my neighbour lost his Guard dog (doberman) and his milker goat and the list goes on The sad bit for the widlife was a beautiful Sparrowhawk and a Kestrel ! It appears the local Pigeon racing fraternity were mixing this new toxic stuff ,first we knew about it were countless dead rats and mice lying all around the sheds and two feral cats in the throes of final collapse Not a pretty sight !

[Retribution]

A COW!!!???!!!

i thought you lot liked them bo peep followers?

Nah not a big fan of lamb i'm 6ft and too tall for em and i get on my knees for no-one

Sorry to hear that john specially with the birds m8 pity you couldn't find out who started the chain reaction off

[logey79]

[QUOTE=Retribution]Nah not a big fan of lamb i'm 6ft and too tall for em and i get on my knees for no-one

you could always pick them up, that's what i do!

[John h]

Yep was well gutted anyway the Pigeon Racing people are a tight knit community we will never find out ,but now we've had the floods the rat problem is worse so I wait and see what they do next ! Now we have Turkey rustlers to contend with !!!

[jax]

A COW!!!???!!!

i thought you lot liked them bo peep followers?

I have some lovely followers

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Jacqueline