Wanted!!!!!!!

[logey79]

A woman somewhere within 50 miles from here, without psychological illness and with the slightest, and i'm asking for just a tad bit here, of a sense of feckin' humour for f**ks sake.

that's all....goodnight....

[BUSHWHACKER]

A woman somewhere within 50 miles from here, without psychological illness and with the slightest, and i'm asking for just a tad bit here, of a sense of feckin' humour for f**ks sake.

that's all....goodnight....

Have you googled for one?

[MattF]

Hmmmmm................ Having fun times again are we? You know how to pick 'em.

[logey79]

Think you're having a good day...you know, the pain is clearing, driving is no longer agony (at least for today anyway) then you have a few beers with your brothers and mates, watch England do an o.k job in the EURO qualifiers ($$$$$$ WELL DONE TO THE SCOTS BTW) and think to yourself 'a nice little phone call etc etc will cap the night off perfectly..

...FECKIN' WRONG AS YOU CAN GET!!!!

[MattF]

You made the mistake of sounding happy when you spoke to her. You should know better. Like fresh meat to a shark that is.

[RodLeach]

Wheres the sh1t hitting the fan smiley?

sorry to hear your evenin was ruined mate

[logey79]

You made the mistake of sounding happy when you spoke to her. You should know better. Like fresh meat to a shark that is.

right there....treat them like s h i t and they'll dangle on a hook forever i guess...

[Mitsy]

BLAA BLAA BLAA


Only joking, i let my husband watch footy in peace. You need to carm down tho mate.Gonna give yourself a hernia.

[Slugsie]

Have you googled for one?

Hmm, if it's a woman you're after, you don't want Google, you want Booble

(Warning, not safe for work, or small people)

[captain_chaos]

Hmm, if it's a woman you're after, you don't want Google, you want Booble

(Warning, not safe for work, or small people)

Dam, wish I'd read the warning. My boss who is also a dwarf just caught me

[dieselboy]

has any of you ever had a girl that is this type:
you say 'oh you look nice today' (and think thats got to earn me some points) and then they say
'what, so i didnt look nice yesterday'....

or how about something like this: you say 'you've lost weight havnt you' (because they keep going on about how hard their excersize is all the time) and they say
'are you calling me fat'
OR, they accuse you of looking at other birds, when your out together.. and then she goes home and sees her boyfriend

NOW THATS A PSYCO!

[_cj_]

oh ouch

[_cj_]

jesus just seen 1384 posts since february - i know i dont post a lot but WOW

Regards,

alex

[Apache]

Think you're having a good day...you know, the pain is clearing, driving is no longer agony (at least for today anyway) then you have a few beers with your brothers and mates, watch England do an o.k job in the EURO qualifiers ($$$$$$ WELL DONE TO THE SCOTS BTW) and think to yourself 'a nice little phone call etc etc will cap the night off perfectly..

...FECKIN' WRONG AS YOU CAN GET!!!!

Hahahaha!!! I reckon I went out with her a few years back!

"Why didn't you ring me earlier?!"
"What were you doing?!"
"Who were you with?!"
"You know I dont like him / her / them!"

etc etc etc

They're all mentalists, just some are less mentalist than others!

[gwh200]

youve met mrs gwh200 then