Surf Personals

[andrewlee31]

tall, skint, hairy fat bloke, smells vaguely of axle grease and mud seeks someone to share his woe when the landy breaks down (again) must be 18 to 18 and a half. innocent and large chested. daughter of millionaire or brewery owner prefered. minor royal considered. (any previous big brother applicants need not apply)

[huff_diggler]

33 Year old, Solvent workaholic, 6' 4", decent build, likes getting muddy at weekends. Based (very soon) in Leamington Spa, travels a lot with work.
Looking for funny, intelligent, independant woman, who has a dirty mind....

Good with my hands, rebuilt current house, off to USA for 3 weeks in October to relax by a pool, swim in the sea, tone up in the gym and get away from work for a while....

Idea partner will be between 28 and 35, and not mind my taste in music or comedy/film and look a bit like Michelle Ryan.......or Gina Bellman

good luck to you mate, try http://www.friendsreuniteddating.co.uk/ my mother in law is 50 odd and has been out with quite a few blokes since she joined, not looked back, loads of decent females out there mate, and i 'm sure you got plenty of bait to reel em in.. rock on.

[stormforce]

I just cant believe this thread has had so many replies to it.I bet Andy wishes it was just females that replied aswell.I think you need to get to the local grab a granny night and see what you can pick up Andy..

[Apache]

I bet Andy wishes it was just females that replied aswell.:

Oh I dunno. Judging from the desperation between the lines, I reckon we should get him and Chillitt together... could be the start of something

[stormforce]

Oh I dunno. Judging from the desperation between the lines, I reckon we should get him and Chillitt together... could be the start of something

we don't wanna go there as we're 2nd genners not hairdressers

[marky]

we don't wanna go there as we're 2nd genners not hairdressers

[MUDSURFER QUOTE]MARK your Truck is AWESOME!
Do'nt start the GEN war again

[POPEYE]

I'm passed being fussy! anything with a pulse (or even recently departed) will do me,


Are you chickens locked up of an evening Charlie?

[dieselboy]

I'm passed being fussy! anything with a pulse (or even recently departed) will do me,


Are you chickens locked up of an evening Charlie?

i hear what your saying but that leaves out foreplay all together

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

[MudSurfer]

My God - I'm appalled - chickens, dead people.....what the hell??

[POPEYE]

My God - I'm appalled - chickens, dead people.....what the hell??

Anything from dead poltry on up is fair game

[CaptainBeaky]

My God - I'm appalled - chickens, dead people.....what the hell??

Well, you started it, with your 4'8" height and 64" waist, and looks like Jilted John (that was right, wasn't it?)

[Chillitt]

I'm passed being fussy! anything with a pulse (or even recently departed) will do me,


Are you chickens locked up of an evening Charlie?

Not any more, the fox had em !!!!

Look, I've cleaned out the PM box ready, and I must say, I am a little dissapointed with the responses to my ad.. Where do you think I went wrong?

[marky]

Heres some for you mate & they like 4x4's.

[POPEYE]

Not any more, the fox had em !!!!

Look, I've cleaned out the PM box ready, and I must say, I am a little dissapointed with the responses to my ad.. Where do you think I went wrong?

Your setting your sights too low perhaps,

sorry to hear about the chickens