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  • #31
    41, single, skint, no hair, no prospects, fsoh, seeks honest sane woman for mutual disappointment and to have an entry in the friends bit of my facebook page. must send picture... (previous applicants need not apply)
    it's in me shed, mate.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Chillitt
      41, single, skint, no hair, no prospects, fsoh, seeks honest sane woman for mutual disappointment and to have an entry in the friends bit of my facebook page. must send picture... (previous applicants need not apply)
      Ahh mate! im dying here!!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Chillitt
        41, single, skint, no hair, no prospects, fsoh, seeks honest sane woman for mutual disappointment and to have an entry in the friends bit of my facebook page. must send picture... (previous applicants need not apply)
        Now Charley HOW can she be sane to want someone with that bio ?


        Trev
        Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !

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        • #34
          Originally posted by MudSurfer
          He's just jealous 'cos I've still got hair!
          I dont need hair, I've already got the best woman in the world

          <You want bitchy?>
          Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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          • #35
            Originally posted by UDTrev
            Now Charley HOW can she be sane to want someone with that bio ?


            Trev
            well she could be quite confident that I'm not bullshining...
            it's in me shed, mate.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Apache
              I dont need hair, I've already got the best woman in the world

              <You want bitchy?>

              Oooo bring it on - aint seen a good lashin in ages
              How can I be lost when I've got no where to go

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Bibs
                Oooo bring it on - aint seen a good lashin in ages

                Ooooooooeeeeeerrrrrr Missus!
                Rob

                Still working for the man!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by plumb bob
                  Ooooooooeeeeeerrrrrr Missus!
                  How can I be lost when I've got no where to go

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Bibs
                    Oooo bring it on - aint seen a good lashin in ages

                    Just exactly when was the last time you did see a 'good lashing'???

                    Oh, and while I think about it - what constitutes a good lashing from a bad, or mediocre one???

                    Too old to care, young enough to remember

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by MudSurfer
                      Just exactly when was the last time you did see a 'good lashing'???

                      Oh, and while I think about it - what constitutes a good lashing from a bad, or mediocre one???


                      I guess it depends why you're getting the lashing, I would say a public flogging in the town square would constitute a bad lashing, and one in the privacy of ones own home with plenty of baby oil may constitute a good one,.........errrr.....so i've been told.....hmmm.
                      Rob

                      Still working for the man!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by MudSurfer
                        Just exactly when was the last time you did see a 'good lashing'???

                        Oh, and while I think about it - what constitutes a good lashing from a bad, or mediocre one???

                        Buy her a nice pair of boots, we'll throw in the whip for free!



                        Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by MudSurfer
                          Just exactly when was the last time you did see a 'good lashing'???

                          Oh, and while I think about it - what constitutes a good lashing from a bad, or mediocre one???

                          Ha ha my idea of a lashin' an your idea are prob ways apart - banter on here amuses me an we've not had a good lashin' on here for ages

                          (was that dodged or what )
                          How can I be lost when I've got no where to go

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Apache
                            Buy her a nice pair of boots, we'll throw in the whip for free!



                            so easily pleased...
                            How can I be lost when I've got no where to go

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Bibs
                              so easily pleased...
                              Oh, yes! I forgot.. I'll just go and add that to my list
                              it's in me shed, mate.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Chillitt
                                Oh, yes! I forgot.. I'll just go and add that to my list
                                How can I be lost when I've got no where to go

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