Snoring!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Anyone got an effective cure for snoring? Apparently I snore now and again and it's loud enough to wake up the missus. I said if I snore that loud then I would wake myself up wouldn't I?
Anyhoo, I need to stop it or suffer continual grumpy mornings.

Any advice, cures, potions or even voodoo, I'll try 'em.

I thank you.

[joker??]

hehe its the couch or spare room for you soon

[BUSHWHACKER]

hehe its the couch or spare room for you soon

We've got two and they're both too short.
The spare room is full of um, stuff at the moment until I board out the attic. Hence the trip to Wickes today.

[stormforce]

the other half says i snore really bad if i lay on my back, front or on my left side and she has to tell me to roll onto my right side so i stop,so it may help if you wake your mrs up ask her in the morning what position you were laying in and try to find a position that you don't snore in and after a while you will get used to sleeping in that position so you wont snore and you can have a peacefull night and a even better morning without her moaning at you

[Apache]

'parantly, I snore on my back, so sleep on my side. You eventually get used to being punched during the night...

[joker??]

by the way snoring is dangerous !!!!!! ...i wake up with terrible bruises

[Chillitt]

you can get a brace thingy that re aligns your bottom jaw. that cures it. and if it doesn't, it makes a good gum shield... also try sewing a marble into the the back of your pyjamas( ) between the shoulder blades...

[BUSHWHACKER]

you can get a brace thingy that re aligns your bottom jaw. that cures it. and if it doesn't, it makes a good gum shield... also try sewing a marble into the the back of your pyjamas( ) between the shoulder blades...

Blimey! I think i'd rather stay awake.

[Chillitt]

try this then http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/conditions/snoring1.shtml

[Apache]

you can get a brace thingy that re aligns your bottom jaw. that cures it. and if it doesn't, it makes a good gum shield... also try sewing a marble into the the back of your pyjamas( ) between the shoulder blades...

Try a night out in east Leeds. That'll be sure to involve jaw realignment.

[BUSHWHACKER]

try this then http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/conditions/snoring1.shtml

The only one that applies to me in that list is the sleeping on my back, but I can't get to sleep if I'm on my back!

I'm gonna try Vic tonight, incase I've got a blockage!

[Chillitt]

i wouldn't let vic clear my blocked passages...

[BUSHWHACKER]

i wouldn't let vic clear my blocked passages...

Is he really rough then?

[Chillitt]

it'll make your eyes water...

[MattF]

Just ditch the Missus. No more moaning then.