Selfish, inconsiderate ba888rds!!!!!

[humero]

Got home from work to find somebody had parked infront of my garage....****ers I thought, stuck a note on their car and assumed (stupid me) that they were with A2Z cleaning just up the road and be going at 5.30......Just been outside to lock up..(21.26) and the ****ing car is still there - I can't get in my garage - what can I do????

I know what I would like to do but don't want to get done for criminal damage...

[Chillitt]

its easy - nick his wheels

[marky]

Tow it out of the way i did that when someone blocked my driveway its a doddle for the SURF to tow.

[stormforce]

i'm just up the road i can come give you a hand lol

[marky]

i'm just up the road i can come give you a hand lol

Go for it Richard & leave it in the middle of the road.

[humero]

Thanks guys....To knackered to go and do it now, plus drunk too much. If it's there in the morning then it gets towed out of the way.....

[marky]

Ive done it before & my old neighbours used to congratulate me on my methodology

[jaky cakes]

Ive done it before & my old neighbours used to congratulate me on my methodology

All that trouble.. on your birthday as well

[marky]

That is SELFISH

[hellmett]

Winch (for £39.99) Question!

Attach a rope to the side of the offending car, toss it over it's roof, attach to Surf and pull it over onto it's roof!

Lovely!

Gary

[marky]

Take some PICCIES

[stormforce]

we got some nice deep mine shafts down here just dump it down one

[golly]

parkin where they shudna

this is what i used to do .Get a plastic bag find some dog pooh n force it into the handle get some codliver oil poure it into the air vent near the wipers
and if you cant find any dog pooh brew your own sit back n watch its dead funny i used to live near a pub it was so funny am pi55in myself as i write this oh what memorys gollygone

[marky]

Stick some SPUDS up the exhaust so theyre nice & tight It either wont start or blow his backbox to pieces. Nice & tight

[Vagrant No2]

I usually ram them with my company car , or drill self tapper screws into the tyres , or use my 'slim Jim' I had from the AA days and pop the locks move it to middle of the x roads 2 doors down and lock it back up . That one goes well as the look on their face when they find the car there with people driving round it .