Sleeping is bad for you!!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

After reading this, it's best to have a couple of drinks in the morning before driving to work!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4598714.stm

[Woodzie]

After reading this, it's best to have a couple of drinks in the morning before driving to work!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4598714.stm

Large vodka and red bull

[kitesurf_phil]

Another survey from the science of stating the bleeding obvious.

Every morning I hear this beep-beep noise that I have heard every working day since I got that alarm clock and still wonder, "WTF is that," for at least a minute?

In the morning I can't find my socks, wallet, train ticket.......

An hour later I am on the train and that is when I notice I have odd socks on and my tie clashes with my shirt.

They get paid money to research this stuff too!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Another survey from the science of stating the bleeding obvious.

Every morning I hear this beep-beep noise that I have heard every working day since I got that alarm clock and still wonder, "WTF is that," for at least a minute?

In the morning I can't find my socks, wallet, train ticket.......

An hour later I am on the train and that is when I notice I have odd socks on and my tie clashes with my shirt.

They get paid money to research this stuff too!

Re: the shirt, tie and socks issue, give Trinny and Suzanna a call.

[hawkwind]

Re: the shirt, tie and socks issue, give Trinny and Suzanna a call.

He may also like to try some trousers and underwear.
Theres no mention of them!!!

[andy7378]

He may also like to try some trousers and underwear.
Theres no mention of them!!!

hey , where you get a name like hawkwind, are you in search of space?

[hawkwind]

hey , where you get a name like hawkwind, are you in search of space?

Yep, out there looking for my orgone accumulator

[ecosurf]

The most severe effects of sleep inertia generally dissipated within the first 10 minutes, although its effects were often detectable for up to two hours, they added.

Ring Ring

"Hello Work?"

"Yeah"

"I'm gonna be a couple of hours late for work this morning. My prefrontal cortex hasn't gone 'on line' yet and I may perform poorly at cognitive tasks due to sleep inertia."

"What?"

"Yeah, it's on the BBC web..."

"You're fired."

"WHAT? But it's real research and..."

Dial Tone


Good work researchers. Another pointless waste of taxpayer money.

[jackster]

Might give this link a try:-


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4552368.stm

Wonder what the neighbours would think

[da SLUG man]

Might give this link a try:-


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4552368.stm

Wonder what the neighbours would think

i've got a mouth organ... much more practical!... i can only play the end of the waltons though!

[da SLUG man]

Sleeping is bad for you!!!

especially when it's with Katie the barmaid and everyone knows... now i can't show my face in the pub!