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No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
once in a while.
The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.
You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to Fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favourite activity.
Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished
last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"
You can be confident that your bait won't be jailbait.
Fish don't get headaches.
Any day of the month is a good day for fishing.
Your partner won't get upset if someone else handles your tackle.
You can spin a line to catch a cracker, and your partner won't mind.
Saying 'I've got boilies' won't have your partner running to get the
poultices.
If you get entangled with a bush, it's ok.
You can take a firm hold of a nice butt without getting a slap in the face.
A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
once in a while.
The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.
You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to Fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favourite activity.
Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished
last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"
You can be confident that your bait won't be jailbait.
Fish don't get headaches.
Any day of the month is a good day for fishing.
Your partner won't get upset if someone else handles your tackle.
You can spin a line to catch a cracker, and your partner won't mind.
Saying 'I've got boilies' won't have your partner running to get the
poultices.
If you get entangled with a bush, it's ok.
You can take a firm hold of a nice butt without getting a slap in the face.
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