Ohh My God !

[BUSHWHACKER]

Oh my God!
you hav'nt made it angry have you?

[Chillitt]

you mean apart from putting it in a jam jar? and taking flash pictures of it? and holding it up to the light? er... dont think so..

[AndyLala]

Its the ones with the horn you have to worry about... your one will have to be cajouled into any 'deviant' behaviour...

[BUSHWHACKER]

you mean apart from putting it in a jam jar? and taking flash pictures of it? and holding it up to the light? er... dont think so..

Phew, thats alright then.

Just don't make eye contact with it.

[Chillitt]

the eyes the eyes such black, black eyes...

[The Kid]

you mean apart from putting it in a jam jar? and taking flash pictures of it? and holding it up to the light? er... dont think so..

No need to panic Chillitt.

I've had a look back through some of my old biology books and what you have there is a timber bee, mostly harmless to humans as it's staple diet is glass and timber.

So whatever you do
DON'T PUT IT IN THE SHED!!!!

Ken

[Chillitt]

hehehe last time i saw it it had chewed a hole in the jar lid, got suck crawling through, and is now flying round the kitchen with a jar stuck round its middle..gonna get me a baseball bat..

[Gtdog]

hehehe last time i saw it it had chewed a hole in the jar lid, got suck crawling through, and is now flying round the kitchen with a jar stuck round its middle..gonna get me a baseball bat..

Ill join in with my walking boots on!
Nasty nasty nasty things
Where is my gun?

Hit it with the Surf!!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

hehehe last time i saw it it had chewed a hole in the jar lid, got suck crawling through, and is now flying round the kitchen with a jar stuck round its middle..gonna get me a baseball bat..

Is it making a loud buzzing/rumbling noise?
If it is, you could glue the jar to your back bumper and when you drive around in yer truck people'll think you got mud tyres fitted like me.

[Chillitt]

the noise its making now people will think i've got a motorcrosser stuck under it....

[Deviant 1]

I think you should give it a name........! How about

Justin Timberbee .............?

Atleast my bug is dead. Saying that , i havent checked it recently , Apparently i was told they can withstand all climates. Maybe its just hibernating. Maybe i should have used a glass jar too instead of a bakki tin. I aint opening it now !!!!!!! For all i know it could have multiplied

[Chillitt]

i'm going to call it wolesley

[TimberSurf]

No need to panic Chillitt.

I've had a look back through some of my old biology books and what you have there is a timber bee, mostly harmless to humans as it's staple diet is glass and timber.

So whatever you do
DON'T PUT IT IN THE SHED!!!!

Ken

EEEEK, Timber!

Hope theres none round my way!

[Chillitt]

well, i let my one loose cos my lodger says they eat wasps.... hope he's right..

[BUSHWHACKER]

If it gets any bigger, you'll have two lodgers.