names for surfs ?

[pkdj2307]

i was just wondering if anybody had funny names for thier surfs, when i first got mine my neighbour said what do you want that f*****g great thing for and it stuck now it is always refered to as the FGT and even has the initials on the back door. ! oh its snowing here in essex and my surf is in the garage with the ****** head off waiting for a new head to be delivered fom stevo !

[Simon.O.]

Mine is The Grey Ghost or simply The Ghost
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occasionally refered to with unprintable language when things do not go as planned.!!

[sheeprus]

The kids have christened mine as 'Smurphy' because we are blow in's in Ireland. My wife calls it that piece of **** that leaves oil all over the yard.

I dont' really have a name for it but Smurphy seems to work.

[Woodzie]

The guys i work with call mine a smurf cos it is blue

[kitesurf_phil]

On Boxing Day mine was called *@**%^ng b@st*'d ****ing thing, when it failed to start, after a three week rest. I must remember to wipe the wet mud off the top of the batteries. I'm sure that stuff is conductive.

[hellmett]

Re

LOL!

My wife and kids call mine "The Jeep"!

Everytime I hear this it makes my teeth itch and I see spots dancing before my eyes!

Later!

Gary

[bobafatass]

We call ours the Hearse


Andy.

[BUSHWHACKER]

The 'Sponge' 'cos of all the money it soaks up!


p.s. it's not 'her' 'she', it's an IT!

[da SLUG man]

the blue $hit

cos it's blue and it's $hit


or sometimes call it storage facility No. 2

[andrewlee31]

hate to admit it but mines called rog...

cause the missus is simple..

<hangs head in shame>

[sketty]

when i got mine a few people at work called it a BEAST. the name as stuck. it eats like one well (drinks) and it can act like one when i need it too. powerfull as f__k. THE BEAST

[SURFVIRGIN]

tend to shout "startyac*nt" at it a lot so must be its name

[red harry]

Seems to respond to "YaJapPileash*te", when it gets threatened with the local breakers yard on cold non starting mornings.

[zacco hilux ssx 2.5td 91]

the kids n wife started callin it the " jeep " arghhh i had to stop this nonsence quickly , so it's either " get in the surf" or " get in the beast",

by the way i got the gun metal grey colour surf.....

which ARE the fastest....heheHEHEEe.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Seeing my signature need you ask ?


Trev