B&Q

[Cockney Surfer]

I had a rough weekend. I even managed to get barred from B&Q yesterday. I went in there to see if they had any ponds on the cheap, it being the end of season and all that. This tw*t in orange dungarees comes up and asked if I wanted decking.

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So I got the first punch in...

[Helen]

I had a rough weekend. I even managed to get barred from B&Q yesterday. I went in there to see if they had any ponds on the cheap, it being the end of season and all that. This tw*t in orange dungarees comes up and asked if I wanted decking.

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So I got the first punch in...

GROAN...........