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A man and his wife were working in their garden one-day when the man looked at his wife and said, "Your arse is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your arse is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to measure his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your arse is two inches wider than the >barbecue grill." The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky. He made some advances toward his wife who completely brushed him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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The wife mentioned
"She would perhaps like a breast enhancement op, it will only cost £2000-£3000, what do you think ? "
"Great idea love, but a little bit on the expensive side, why dont you just get a little bit of toilet paper and rub it on your t*ts, it may take a while but will work out a hell of a lot cheaper"
"Rub toilet paper on my t*ts how the hell is that going to make them bigger?"
"Well it's worked wonders on your arse over the years"
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