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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland walked past. They felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said: 'Have you ever had a hug?'.
The man said 'No', so the woman gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said: 'Have you ever had a kiss?'.
The man said 'No', so the woman gave him a kiss and walked on.
The scottish woman came to him and said: 'Aye, ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said 'No'.
'Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in', she said, and walked on.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland walked past. They felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said: 'Have you ever had a hug?'.
The man said 'No', so the woman gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said: 'Have you ever had a kiss?'.
The man said 'No', so the woman gave him a kiss and walked on.
The scottish woman came to him and said: 'Aye, ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said 'No'.
'Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in', she said, and walked on.