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An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."